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Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have been successfully on the job lately, a statement from Buckingham Palace said on Monday morning.
The Clarence House announcement said the Queen was delighted with the news that the royal couple are obviously ‘getting it on’.
And in a short written statement to the press, the royal household announced:
“The Queen and members of both families are very pleased to announce they are delighted with the news that their Royal Highnesses have been able to get a bit of regular rumpy-pumpy in between their official duties,” it said.
The Prime Minister David Cameron was also quick to congratulate the couple, saying: “I’m delighted by the happy news that the Royal couple have clearly been parking the Plymouth in the garage of love.”
The news follows widespread expectation that the couple, both 32, have been shagging for a second child.
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Pride's Purge 
Ah, Scotland goes to the polls a week on Thursday. They couldn’t organise an actual birth, (Nature is soo un-accommodating) no-one agreed to “pop-their-clogs” for the good of the union, (in the good old days???) so – – – Just wait for the MacZinoviev letter!
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Don’t speak too soon, there are still 10 days.
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It’s surely desperate tactics by the Tories in orchestrating a royal birth just before the 2015 general election in the hopes of a feel good lift for them in the polls.
But more likely, the now continual broadcasting of Nicholas Witchell’s lame soundbites for the next eight months is likely to push us all to demanding a republic.
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Sorry Who is the father?
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This did make me chuckle Good sense of humour and send off!!!
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Hahahaha what a striving, ‘hard-working (and therefore deserving) family’ the Windsor lot are! May they receive the top level of all available benefits to bring their children up on!
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So they are going to produce another scrounger
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I thought the rumpy-pumpy was part of the official duties – the most important part. You know, “Lie back and think of England.”
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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Reblogged this on SMILING CARCASS'S TWO-PENNETH and commented:
I hear Cameron’s delighted- but he would be, wouldn’t he- however will Iain Duncan Smith say ‘we can’t afford it’ or will a few hundred grand a year and a palace or two (not subject to the Bedroom Tax) c/o the taxpayer be found?
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Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating.
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Tom – How do you know they didn’t use a turkey baster?
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…the traditional Royal Family solid gold turkey baster first used (unsuccessfully) by Elizabeth I, and all the British monarchs since then. Records do not show whether it washed between generations…
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Because the kid is an ugly Clucker? ….. I know,……. its a fowl joke.
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Are you asking who is Prince William’s father? Good question…!
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I really wanted to know this. But every time I watch the news or read a newspaper, there they are. This constant banging on (snigger) about the ever extending Royal Family, all under-occupying their homes, instead of news about people making a significant contribution to the world is more than tiresome. I don’t understand why we are paying for a Sovereign when we no longer have sovereignty. The Monarchy is redundant. Overdue to downsize them and replace with robots. Computers can play chess, y’know and don’t undress for the camera.
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Reblogged this on Citizens, not serfs and commented:
And that’s the top story on the news today. Go back to sleep.
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Buckingham Palace: Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have had a shag.
They will have the anti-tobacco lobyists after them, even though it is a post coital pastime.
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