(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!)

A couple of days ago, Channel 4 announced it would be making a one-off 90 minute drama about Nick Clegg.

No really, they did:

Channel 4 to screen Nick Clegg drama in the run-up to the general election

Even more bizarrely, over at the official Lib Dem website they’ve got a poll for Lib Dem members on who they think should play the role of Nick, with the somewhat narrow choice of Brad Pitt, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ricky Gervais and Colin Firth to choose between.

No really, they have:

Who would play Nick in Nick Clegg The Movie?

I feel it’s a bit one-sided to only allow Lib Dem members to vote in such an important survey of public opinion, so I’ve decided to open up the voting to everyone, with what I think is a much more realistic choice of suitable actors to play Nick:


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