(satire?)
Iron Dome is a mobile all-weather defence system deployed around Iain Duncan Smith’s head, designed to intercept and destroy short-range and long-range facts fired from distances of 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) to 70 kilometres (43 mi) away and whose trajectory would take them into populated areas of the Secretary of State for Work and Pension’s brain.
The IDS Iron Dome was declared operational and initially deployed on 27 March 2011 to protect Duncan Smith’s brain from the large numbers of facts which were being deployed against him and since that time the range of Iron Dome’s interceptions has increased from the current maximum of 70 kilometres (43 mi) to 250 kilometres (160 mi) to make the system more effective at protecting him from the reality of his policies.
According to defence experts, Iain Duncan Smith’s Iron Dome has been updated recently to enable him to intercept facts coming from two directions simultaneously.
The IDS Iron Dome is also effective against contradictory factual evidence deployed against him flying at an altitude of up to 32,800 ft (10,000 m).
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I don’t believe this is sarcasm; it’s a myth that’s grown around the facts- oops, just been shot down!
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This bastard needs to be taken out by special forces. Where are the snipers when you need them?
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The interceptor missile is launched from a silo called the “I-believe-what-I’m-doing-is-right” declaration.
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There is one minor error – you quoted “Duncan Smith’s brain” when that is yet to be proved. A coroner’s report would be welcome…
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If we stop talking about this Moron altogether that would be the most irritating to this egotistical self absorbed prick.
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Best laugh I had recently. Satire IS the only weapon against the “Iron Dome”.
That, and perhaps getting IDS declared a toxic dump under the Biological and Toxic Weapons Convention…..!
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Israel’s ‘Iron Dome’ system [90% success rate] to scotch Hamas’s missiles from Gaza has been funded principally by the US Congress, via the Pentagon…. The US Congress has allocated $720 million since the start of its involvement, with a further $175 million dollars allocated and sanctioned just this week….
As regards Iain Dullard Schmidt’s Iron Dome Protection system, it wouldn’t surprise me if he got the funds for it by surprise raids on British Pension Funds….
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We Deserve Better We Need Better Now
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The Energy War Between U.S.A. and Russia and the Threat to Israel Survival
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