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Former Education Secretary Michael Gove has explained how he allowed UK schools to be taken over by religious fundamentalists – claiming he was stuck in a riverside toilet in London for over 4 years.
The toilet – known as the Houses of Parliament – has caused problems for visiting government ministers in the past with one even claiming to have been imprisoned there for over 40 years.
Mr Gove – who was unceremoniously sacked last week as Education Secretary in a cabinet reshuffle – explained the reason why he allowed schools in the UK to be taken over by fundamentalist religious activists:
“I was stuck in a big toilet down in London called ‘Westminster’ for 4 years so I had no idea what was going on. I survived on cocktails, champagne dinners and taxpayer subsidised 5-course lunches which obviously meant I was unable to stop our schools being sold off to any Tom Dick or Harry who wanted to have one as a trophy.”
The explanation comes not long after a separate fundamentalist plot was uncovered – also during Mr Gove’s stint as Education Secretary – to take over UK schools and force them to adhere to extremist principles espoused by radical hard-line zealots belonging to a shadowy extremist Conservative group known as the ‘DfE‘ (Department for Education) as well as engineer the sacking of head teachers who did not promote the hard-line right-wing organisation’s ideals.
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Reblogged this on gingerblokeblog and commented:
Well, at least the ex-Times hack, Mr Gove, is no longer ruining our children’s education.
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In once sense he and all government Ministers irrespective of political party are when the realise they have become the prisoners of the national interest, the general good, globalization as well as Europe, the bureaucrats and their new analytical and predictive programmes calculating collateral damage outcome and potential unintended consequences, the endless round of meetings and visits, the scourge of red boxes, the people, usually friends and political colleagues plotting to take ones job, anyone and everyone opposed to any change which effects their personal position and so on .. It is the toilet of human and political reality changes all good men and women from what they have been and wished to be into what they must become
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artman you have a nice line in stalking jibberish on thinks even that prick gove can speak some proper English 🙂
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No, now some other Tory cunt can carry and surpass that mantle…
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If he thinks Parliament is a “big toilet,” he should try our Congress.
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Is that why [your] Congressmen, when being interviewed, always appear rather flushed? 🙂
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