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An official investigation into a political cover-up of child abuse by senior politicians in the 1980s has been delayed indefinitely after experts warned there was a danger of raw sewage coming into contact with the fan system belonging to an air conditioning unit in the Houses of Parliament.
Government ministers are reluctant to give in to demands for a public inquiry into alleged VIP paedophile activity after fears that Westminster could become engulfed in a deep quagmire of foul-smelling effluent if the probe goes ahead.
Experts say the ancient infrastructure of the sewage system at Westminster – which for centuries has held back large amounts of excrement from coming into contact with leading MPs – is in danger of collapse if the Home Secretary Theresa May agrees to explain how the Home Office lost or destroyed more than 100 files related to accusations of organised paedophilia at Westminster.
However, authorities have assured the public that emergency supplies of sterile white liquid wash are already being stockpiled at Westminster should there be a danger of any excrement hitting the cooling fans and coming into contact with anyone important.
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The truth about the Tory Party’s cover up of its links to paedophilia
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jaypot2012 said:
Mwhahaha – love it!
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jaypot2012 said:
Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
Giggles…
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beastrabban said:
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This is the real fear behind Chris Grayling’s attempts to block the inquiry into historic sexual abuse by ministers.
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penniewoodfall said:
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BOGMAN PALMJAGUAR said:
brilliant stuff Tom Pride–but I still hold we cannot just let the scum of the States and governments go on dragging the whole world into ruin any more–criminology knows the States the worst criminal threat in the world–time to destroy the whole filthy apparatus and try and unravel it all–including this about such as Rockefellers trying to take over the world and cancer as genocide–buried in the morass of governments criminality is so much filth–come on, Tom Pride, so much more for you to get your teeth into–including the Rockefellers–what was Lawrence P Mcdonald trying to warn us all about?–it may be rubbish–but I have a nasty feeling the more I look into it there is something here–so get your teeth into it all–for all our sakes.
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