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Western security experts are warning western powers must be prepared to take a military stand against dangerously fundamentalist terrorist ISIS rebels in Iraq in order to support the gains made by brave ISIS freedom fighters in Syria.
The warnings come after cold-blooded terrorist zealots from the fanatically fundamentalist group ISIS made gains in Iraq which could threaten the advances made in neighbouring Syria by heroic ISIS freedom fighters who are bravely fighting to topple President Assad’s brutal dictatorship.
A spokesperson for NATO denied there was confusion within its ranks around its official policy in the Middle East:
“NATO’s position is absolutely clear. We are prepared to make a stand against ISIS in Iraq in order to support our ISIS allies in Syria. And ISIS leaders should be absolutely clear that NATO will not hesitate to oppose them with force if necessary in order to support them.”
Experts say that western leaders might need to reconsider their policy of destroying Iraq in order to save it from destruction and win over the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people by nuking their country into a modern, stable democratic state instead.
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Slutocrat said:
A fun read, though AFAIK there isn’t mass support for these ideas about ISIS. But what do I know, I need to read up on Syria a bit more (got distracted by Ukraine and by other states’ interests in Syria).
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beastrabban said:
Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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FinkFurst said:
Tom – As you know, I don’t say this very often… but this is brilliant!
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besssrss said:
FinkFurst said:
It’s a shame that it’s totally wasted on your 99% shallow, insular, idiot readership. Go on – ‘Like’ this one too… you know it’s true!
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Kim Jong-Nil. said:
Tin foil hat, anyone?
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Kim Jong-Nil. said:
What is the source for your 99% figure?
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FinkFurst said:
Kim – You just made it 99.5%!!!
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FinkFurst said:
Tom – Do you think copying and pasting from another web site counts as “free speech” if the poster hasn’t added even a single word of their own?
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Kim Jong-Nil. said:
I’ll ask you again, what is your source for the 99% figure? In your own time.
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FinkFurst said:
Either:
a) I’ve got some amazing software which can survey the mental abilities of blog readers.
OR
b) I took a wild guess.
Which do you think it might be……?
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FinkFurst said:
Clue – You would have to be a complete idiot to have thought it was anything other than b), and therefore by inference, an idiot to have even asked the question.
…any more daft questions I can help you with?
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Kim Jong-Nil. said:
So, we’ve established you have no idea what percentage readership are idiots having taken a ‘wild guess’, yet you felt qualified enough to state that all but one out of a hundred were, yes? Any idea how idiotic that makes you look?
Anyway, I’ve thrown you enough crumbs already, this exchange is at an end
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Don't_feed_the_Troll
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FinkFurst said:
Can you make a better guess at the number of idiots? As you are one of them then I guess not. Do you have an opinion about ISIS? Again I guess not… If you’re unwilling to discuss the subject, then who’s really a troll?
BTW – the 99% to 99.5% was a little pop at Tom about the size of his readership! I expect he will take it with good humour.
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peter said:
Kim… are you that guy that’s currently in charge of North Korea?
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FinkFurst said:
We’re getting very close to 100%!
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FinkFurst said:
Kim – Would you agree that willingness to discuss the substantive subject differentiates trolls from non-trolls? I am… are you?
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Annette Harrison said:
Can someone please tell me what this group hope to gain? Where did they come from? I haven’t been following the story until today and I’m trying to figure out what is happening and why it’s happening.
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Annette Harrison said:
I’m speaking about ISIS.
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FinkFurst said:
They hope to gain everlasting tedium in ‘heaven’ under the illusion that it would be paradise… just like almost all monotheistic religious nutters.
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peter said:
It would seem that the core of ISIS are disaffected rogue Sunni militants who are going after the rival sect Shia’ militants, whether in Syria or Iraq. The situation is complicated by the Kurds in the North of Iraq, who have seized Kirkuk, and also of course international oil & pipeline interests across the region.
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Annette Harrison said:
Thank you for your short description about ISIS.
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