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The government will bring in a 5p levy on disposable plastic Lib Dem pledges under new legislation included in the Queen’s speech.

According to the new law, voters will be charged 5p for every disposable plastic pledge they buy from the Liberal Democrats, under plans which it is hoped will clean up the countryside of large amounts of discarded Lib Dem pledges littering the political landscape.

It follows the success of a similar scheme in Wales where legislation was introduced designed to reduce the amount of hot air being produced by leading Lib Dems after scientists warned emissions of wind and gas emanating from the party were a significant cause of global warming.

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