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Voters across the width and breadth of Europe are set to reject the European Union after they discovered most of their fellow citizens in the organisation were foreign.
The political earthquake comes after shocking figures revealed the EU is flooded with foreigners – including 89 million Germans who have taken up residence in an area of the continent between France and Poland.
Huge numbers of Italians have also been revealed to be swamping the Italian peninsula and other nationalities are residing legally in the EU, including hordes of Poles in Poland, millions of Hungarians in Hungary and vast amounts of Bulgarians in Bulgaria.
Experts say France has been particularly hard hit by the invasion of foreigners with as many as 67 million French people living there, the majority of whom have full access to health and welfare services provided by the French state.
And in the UK, UKIP leader Nigel Farage expressed his outrage at the number of foreign languages he often hears while travelling by train:
“I was on a train in Brussels the other day and all I could hear was French, Flemish and a bit of German – which admittedly was coming from my wife. But the point is not a word of English was being spoken. And even when I went to buy something in a shop in Italy the shop keeper spoke to me in Italian! It’s outrageous.”
Stunning victories in European Parliament elections by nationalist and Eurosceptic parties from France and Britain have left the European Union licking its wounds and German leader Angela Merkel pledging to urgently tackle the problem of what to do about her own foreignness.
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Related articles by Tom Pride:
Pundits stunned as obscure fringe party wins seat at Euro elections
UKIP Pledges to Ban Education in Schools
Nick Clegg: the Lib Dems are “doing well” (no really, he really said that)
A handy detailed guide to UKIP’s policies on the main problems facing Britain today:
Lib Dem? Feeling impotent? Keep losing your elections? Get help here:
Government plans to deter immigration to UK by making it shit (not actually satire!)
Tests reveal Nick Clegg may contain up to 100% chicken
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Gosh, for a moment there, I thought you were going to mention the war?!
Don’t mention the war for Gods sake, shhhh!
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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I live in China and the one thing I really hate about living here is it’s full of Chinese !!
OK !! there is the occasional mad Englishman or German ,American, Korean,Japanese etc,But Chinese !! The government won’t let a single one of the 1.3 billion + leave …. ! it’s disgraceful !!
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News.
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Reblogged this on Take What You Need and commented:
And… with that, I’m off to London for the day with family in tow.
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OK – I won’t mention the war.
Oh damn …..
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Why are there only TWO muslims in China ?!! Somebody has the right idea ?
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Tony Blair was trying not to mention the war on the radio this morning…… but then that war and the war crimes WERE his fault, so he has more reason to avoid the subject than most!
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P.S. Tom – You might mention to your service provider that their server is an hour out!
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Is the Pope a Catholic? — Don’t tell me HE’s a foreigner as well??
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Someone asked the French-sounding Monsieur Nigel Farage: “How do you feel, Monsieur Nigel, now that the polls are over..? — Monsieur Farage responded in typical Eurosceptic fashion: “Get rid of the Poles… AND the Romanians….. AND the Bulgarians….” 🙂
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Has no-one put a bullet in Bliar yet? Hmmm Pity
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I would rather see him in the dock, being humiliated and forced to admit his lies and crimes, and then spending the rest of his worthless life in prison.
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… and I would like to see EVERY MP who voted to invade Iraq to be charged with aiding and abetting a war crime. They ALL knew that the resolution they voted for was false – read the part stating “long range missiles”, which had ALL been destroyed when they voted.
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Greece Greeks have been part of English history for 2000 years before the Romans came and stayed being still here. Cypriot Greeks came in the 1950s. Celts came to England to work for centuries. Some say Spaniards came in ancient times to be miners in Wales. Jews were invited into England as were the Huguenots from Belgium/Holland. Most royals are inter-married across the royal family right across Europe. Ethnic English come mostly from northern peninsula of Germany around Friesland (Frisian) in ancient times. The Celts lived right across Europe in ancient times and were known by the ancient Greeks thousands of years ago.
But then the whole world has been on the move over hundreds of thousands of years.
Whoever we are, citizens of the UK and paid NI contributions over 30 years, we are all denied our rightful state pension as women by a government who says the ring fenced NI Fund is empty.
Lies.
The ring fenced NI Fund has been full for decades, not needing a top up from tax, despite all the hype we are all living, whatever race, longer.
The NI Fund cannot be emptied to pay off the national debt, as it is not a tax and therefore cannot be emptied to pay off the national debt.
Worse is to come from 2016, when many women in the UK forever lose all state pension.
See if you lose most or all of your state pension for women, and a lot of men:
https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/state-pension-at-60-now
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Tom – You may not like some of my opinions, but it wouldn’t kill you to say thanks.
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Tom – I realise that it’s hosted in the US (and why), so why is it ONE hour out? It seems odd and I’m just curious.
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Tom – It’s not your service provider, it’s you. Your blog is set to UTC and you have to manually change it to UK DST every summer. See http://en.support.wordpress.com/settings/general-settings/
You can say “thank you” now if you like!
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OK Tom… lets assume I’m not very intelligent, and I’m always prepared to admit it when confronted by the evidence. So please explain plainly why the time on your blog is one hour different from UK DST? I have a little suspicion that you won’t…
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Hosting country (as I already said)… and I’m not asking for clues, I’m asking for simple honesty and openness. Can you manage that, or not?
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The secret to bluffing is knowing whether your bluff can be called… so when I post a message on October 27th and the time stamp becomes correct, will you admit to being a w@nker?
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…and to get back to war criminal Blair – HIS bluff when he said on the BBC that he wants the report to be published has just been called by Chilcot!
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“Why would I want to set my blog to a wrong time?” – You didn’t want to, you just hadn’t noticed. Do you think I will have forgotten by October?
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“I won’t waste my time again” – Are you going to ban me or ignore me?
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Yeah right… you’re in the Azores! Even if you were, perhaps you would read the title of your own blog and cater for your readers instead of yourself!
Let’s wait for October!
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P.S. I’ve been planning to take a trip to the Azores some time for the tuna and marlin fishing. If you’re not intending to move back to the UK any time soon, perhaps we could meet? Do you know much about the fishing yourself? Can you recommend a good boat and skipper?
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Iceland? (No, I don’t mean are you shopping for frozen food!)
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You DO realise that in October I’m going to call you a complete and utter d*ckhead, don’t you?
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You forgot to answer… do you live in Iceland?
Even if you do, perhaps you should read the title of your own blog and cater for your readers instead of yourself.
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Tom – You do realise that the number of countries using UTC -1:00 is VERY small, don’t you?
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Ah… I understand now! You’ve only just realised that your fiction relied on UTC +1:00 rather than UTC -1:00!!!! How sad……
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…and now you’ve deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE of your replies!
Why couldn’t you just say “I didn’t notice the time error, thanks for pointing it out, I’ll fix it now”. Surely that would have been far easier than creating a silly fiction that you live in a different time zone, wouldn’t it? The problem is actually caused by WordPress, not you!
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FinkFurst – that’s not the reason.
There was a study once where researchers asked people difficult questions. They then asked the subjects how sure they were that they had got the questions right on a scale of 1-10.
The people who were most sure they were right more often got the answers wrong and the people who were unsure they were right more often gave the right answers.
You seem very very sure you’re right.
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If that’s not the reason, then you could explain plainly and simply what is, or we can wait until October and I will be proved right or wrong.
Why did you delete all your previous replies?
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P.S. You might as well delete most of my messages too, because they make no sense now you’ve deleted all your messages that I was responding to. You have my permission to do so, though not my moral approval for ANY deletions.
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This website is not supposed to be about me. That’s one reason why I post anonymously. Another reason is to prevent libel bullies from trying to shut me up.
Speculation about who I am or where I am is just ego tripping.
Stick to the topic of the blog posts please.
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“This website is not supposed to be about me. That’s one reason why I post anonymously. Another reason is to prevent libel bullies from trying to shut me up.
Speculation about who I am or where I am is just ego tripping.
Stick to the topic of the blog posts please.”
OK, I’ll try to do so. I was actually trying to be helpful in letting you know about the DST time error (it’s a known problem with WordPress – just Google it), but YOU turned it into an issue about libel and your location, not me! So who really has the ego problem?……
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You know that I’m still going to call you a d*ckhead on October 27, don’t you? I’ll put it in my diary so I don’t forget!
That’s the end of this topic, unless you want to talk plainly and honestly – but you don’t do that, do you?
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