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An obscure pro-Europe political party on the fringe of UK politics known as the ‘Liberal Democrats’ have stunned the political establishment by coming from nowhere and winning a seat at the European elections.
The political earthquake across British politics came as the party – known as the ‘Lib Dems’ to their oddball supporters – stormed to victory in the European elections by winning as much as 6% of the popular vote and even winning a seat in the European parliament.
The Europhile party’s victory marks the first time in modern history that a party led by a convicted arsonist has won a seat at a British national election.
Controversial ‘Lib Dem’ party leader Nicholas William Clegg was convicted in May 2010 of setting fire to his own pants.
The resulting blaze destroyed the country’s much-loved National Health Service as well as doing serious damage to other well-loved national treasures such as higher education, fairness and democracy.
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Reblogged this on Vox Political and commented:
If any of you need to be told this is not entirely serious, you need to see your doctor and find out if he thinks you still deserve to be allowed to vote, or if you belong in an institution instead.
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Meanwhile formerly respected British Broadcasting Corporation loses all touch with reality to indulge in totally biassed right-wing media feeding frenzy, abandoning honest reporting.
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BBC Ignores the Nrits in Britain’s capital city to insist UKIP purple is ‘all over England’ – North and North West not part of England any more either!
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Results came out as Nrits must be a right wing bug
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Reblogged this on Ace News Desk 2014 and commented:
#AND2014 – Perfect News Desk Post, made me smile 🙂
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Absolutely brilliant. And so true..
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The Fib Dems got what they deserved. If it’s like this at the General Election, noone will want to be in a coalition with them as their party will be a shrivelled remnant of what it used to be. Hopefully they will learn from this not to tell too many lies.
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By promoting Britain as a part of Europe, obviously Monsieur Clegg [et his wife Senora Clegg] is badly tainted by what the British people have perceived as his love for foreigners…The British people fought numerous wars to keep the European foreigners out!… Clegg is a turncoat!!
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