(not satire – I think!)
OK – I have to admit I don’t really believe in astrology.
But I might be prepared to change my mind after coming across this extraordinarily correct prediction of Cameron’s premiership made exactly the day after he became PM in May 2010:
Is Prime Minister David Cameron doomed to failure?
It seems astrologers were predicting both the direction and the ultimate failure of Cameron’s period as PM as soon as it had started.
This is because at the exact time that Cameron’s premiership began on the 11th of May 2010, there was a Void-Of-Course Moon.
And not only that but it was apparently waning – which is considered by astrologers to be nothing short of disastrous.
Astrologers say that any project started at the time of a Void-Of-Course Moon will “come to nothing” and action initiated during this time is often “wasted, irrelevant, a failure or incorrect“.
So there you have it.
Cameron’s reign was predicted to cause “degradation, poverty and destitution” and would ultimately come to nothing.
Cameron was doomed to failure and there was nothing he could have done about it.
It was in the stars.
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Please feel free to comment.
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Pride's Purge 
If only it was predicted for this year.
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Reblogged this on Vox Political and commented:
So astrology tells us all the Coalition’s plans will fall to dust and be forgotten. That’s good news. May we hope this extends to the futures of those who are most responsible for its predations, as well?
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“OK – I have to admit I’ve never really believed in astrology.”
Then why the f*** are you writing about it?
“Cameron and Clegg’s coalition is irrelevant, incorrect, a failure and will ultimately come to nothing.”
Absolutely correct, because that’s already true!
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FinkFurst – “Then why the f*** are you writing about it?”
For someone who likes to comment on a satirical website regularly – you seem remarkably unable to process irony and sarcasm to any great degree.
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Spooky – Thanks Tom xxx
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If you’re looking for those, try this > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH5Kxqyli5A&list=UUntBJzrpFGwsNmWtGbElHhQ
The predictions above (Thanks Tom!) are for one man. Carl Boudreau watches the collective response 😉
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Didn’t need to use astrology to predict that, he failed to win in his first attempt to be an mp when he stood in Stafford a safe tory seat for decades, we saw what a nasty piece of work he was then, as shown by his vile fabricated attacks on our excellent hospital, so he is a failure that was always going to become evident once in the spotlight.
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So let’s give them the thrashing they deserve on 22nd May and next year at the general election. It will take someone strong to beat the illegal government in 2015 and Milliband isn’t strong enough, he’s only a closet Tory.
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“For someone who likes to comment on a satirical website regularly – you seem remarkably unable to process irony and sarcasm to any great degree.”
That was just an ego-driven reaction, because you know very well that I’m never sarcastic at all!
Come on, where’s your sense of humour?
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Reblogged this on My Blog.
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wildthing666 – So if your voting choice is Tory, closet Tory, or puppet Tory, who the f*** are you going to vote for to achieve this “thrashing”???
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This is cold comfort to the degraded and destitue people who have had to put up with Cleggeron’s appalling failure for 4 years and are facing an even worse year to come. General election NOW!
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BSCAlliance who else is there?
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
I prefer the line in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar: ‘The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves.’ Which gives us an extra, literary reason for hating Clegg and Cameron: they are not puppets of malign supernatural influences, but beings with free will, and thus should take full responsibility for the horrors they have inflicted on 21st century Britain.
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Never heard of BSCAlliance…. who are they? Does it stand for BullSh*t Crap Alliance? If so, you must be talking about the Tory, closet Tory and puppet Tory parties.
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beastrabban – Would you restrict your desire that politicians “should take full responsibility for the horrors they have inflicted” only to Cameron and Clegg, or are there any others in recent UK history who come to mind?
Also, bearing in mind your quote – “The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves”. Have you ever voted for somebody and now wish you hadn’t?
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P.S. I can process (and occasionally even use) irony and sarcasm. How about “not satire – I think!”? Was that irony, sarcasm, or double-bluff satire?
You’re the one who claims to be witty!!! (and before you throw a wobbly, I don’t dispute it)
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There are alternative and real socialists to vote for on May 22 – especially council elections – links to where there are local elections and links to parties info –
see my personal website for links and information:
http://www.theswansnewparty.org.uk
Voting Green still gives you the end of the welfare state through The Greens’ belief in Austerity, proved by The Greens doing Austerity in the one council The Greens rule, Brighton, with the town of Brighton and Hove full of poor students, working poor and poor pensioners. And also remembering their green taxes (half the energy bill) are to fund the subsidies to nuclear power, which is world’s worst pollution from its power stations and even worse from uranium mining, and a part of fuel poverty that kills 30,000 old people each winter.
Labour is not socialist as proved by Ed Balls again and again telling us that Labour would in power in 2015 would continue Tory spending plans and be even harder on welfare reform (aka abolition of the welfare state) than the Tories. Labour began welfare reform which caused the rise in need of food banks since at least 2005, brought in the likes of Atos and invented the Bedroom Tax.
My petition saves lives of the working poor / disabled / chronic sick unemployed 60-66 and also would have aided young peoples’ jobs on the high street.
See if you lose most or all of your state pension:
https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/state-pension-at-60-now
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