(satire?)
The Liberal Democrats have warned their Conservative Party coalition partners that they are planning to get tough with them before the next election by telling them to their faces that they’re really quite annoyed about something.
The tough words come as the Liberal Democrat leadership announced the party will mount a major attempt to distance itself from the Tories between now and the general election in May next year by getting really pretty miffed with them in public over a few things.
A Lib Dem spokesperson said the differentiation campaign will begin in May with a fit of pique, followed by a lot of sulking during the European elections campaign, and continue with a full on strop until September when the Lib Dems’ plan to express how jolly well miffed they are with the Tories in the run up to next year’s general election.
Tensions between the two coalition partners have been rising steadily since just before Christmas, when it is reported Tory Chancellor George Osborne had secretly sought out and scoffed all the milk chocolate hazelnuts with caramel from a box of Quality Street which the Liberal Democrats claim was meant to be distributed equally between the two parties according to the coalition agreement.
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ANY political party in the UK that ignores the concerns of it’s members shall be in contempt of its people. Hence that little known phrase ” Ignorance of the will of the people” Sadly this Parliament has brought upon itself the eruption of the 4th Reich whilst believing that they have done enough to silence their will of all the people.
They ain’t seen nothing yet !
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well im flipping annoyed about something.
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I thought you were a human being with a voice & a brain ? It’s yours & nobody else owns it ! I am taking to a robot?
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Years ago, the Dimleb party encouraged their candidates to “….be wicked, act shamelessly, stir endlessly…..” Nuff said!
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Great stuff, luv it… 🙂
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Is this the revised media version of get behind me Satan ? Why is God so unforgiving to the LibDem Party ? Are you to be cast out into Somerset haven for ever? Is it so hard to realise that people have memories as well as minds?
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*giggles uncontrollably* 😀
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It’s the chocs that did it…
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‘Somerset haven’?? _ Is that the place down in the West Country where you nice house is submerged 4 feet deep in stinking sewage-rotted floodwaters and all you stock animals drown?
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I firmly believe that a Lib Dem -appointed surgeon should operate immediately upon the Chancellor’s bulging stomach in a valiant attempt to retrieve the accursed stolen chocolates…… 🙂
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