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The Rt Hon Mr David Cameron MP Prime Minister 10 Downing St London SW1A 2AADear Mr Cameron,
We would like to offer our sincerest sympathies with regards to the recent problems you have been experiencing concerning the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Mrs Maria Miller and her subsequent resignation which was reported in the media today.
It is fully to your credit that we note you offered your full public support to Mrs Miller just days before she tended her resignation from your cabinet.
It has also been brought to our attention that at least 6 other times during your 4 years tenure as prime minister, you have unswervingly offered your full backing to members of your cabinet – every one of whom immediately then went on to offer their resignations sometimes within hours of your expression of support.
We would therefore be grateful if you could help us out by publicly issuing a statement offering your full backing to Mr David Moyes in his position as Manchester United head coach in the hope your support will have the same desirable effect.
We look forward to your cooperation in this important matter.
Yours faithfully,
Manchester Utd Official Supporters Club
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
Proof that Man Utd fans also have a rare satirical sense of fun. I wonder if they were also having a laugh when they wrote Rt Hon in front of his name?
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How pathetic this is with everything going on in
the world and you come out with this load of crap . How sad is this .
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Not as sad as you bothering to comment on it though, is it Derek?
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I agree with Derek. I think all discussion about sport, hobbies and pastimes should be banned until all the problems in the world have been fixed.
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Before Cameron does anything he should consider Moyes spent 11 years at Everton in the same boring fashion – so he should tell United fans to be patient – 11 years may seem an eternity right now but it does provide Moyes with the chance of getting United back in the Football League again by then!!!
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In the same vein Tom;I did think you normally confined yourself to comments about Class.lol
Though on this occasion it is well to remember that form is temporary,class is permanent!In football terms,always believing that variety is the spice of life,I’m pleased that this season lesser clubs have come to the fore.I say let them have their glory!
In two or three years it will be written about United that reports of their death were greatly exaggerated!
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