(satire?)The Rt Hon Mr David Cameron MP Prime Minister 10 Downing St London SW1A 2AA
Dear Mr Cameron,
We would like to offer our sincerest sympathies with regards to the recent problems you have been experiencing concerning the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Mrs Maria Miller and her subsequent resignation which was reported in the media today.
It is fully to your credit that we note you offered your full public support to Mrs Miller just days before she tended her resignation from your cabinet.
It has also been brought to our attention that at least 6 other times during your 4 years tenure as prime minister, you have unswervingly offered your full backing to members of your cabinet – every one of whom immediately then went on to offer their resignations sometimes within hours of your expression of support.
We would therefore be grateful if you could help us out by publicly issuing a statement offering your full backing to Mr David Moyes in his position as Manchester United head coach in the hope your support will have the same desirable effect.
We look forward to your cooperation in this important matter.
Manchester Utd Official Supporters Club
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