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Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior Conservative MPs in what he said was a humiliating 4-year long orgy of perversion, deviation and debauchery.

The Liberal Democrat leader claims not long after the election in May 2010, he was made to perform demeaning and perverted acts against his will by senior members of the Tory Party in order to satisfy the increasingly perverted demands of their right-wing electorate.

However, Conservative leader David Cameron has denied the allegations and claims Mr Clegg was more than a willing participant – and even played a leading part – in the degenerate orgy of abuse and extreme depravity which has continued unabated for more than 4 years under the coalition government.

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