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Cameron, Clegg, Coalition, hanky-panky, Liberal Democrats, Tories
(satire?)
Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior Conservative MPs in what he said was a humiliating 4-year long orgy of perversion, deviation and debauchery.
The Liberal Democrat leader claims not long after the election in May 2010, he was made to perform demeaning and perverted acts against his will by senior members of the Tory Party in order to satisfy the increasingly perverted demands of their right-wing electorate.
However, Conservative leader David Cameron has denied the allegations and claims Mr Clegg was more than a willing participant – and even played a leading part – in the degenerate orgy of abuse and extreme depravity which has continued unabated for more than 4 years under the coalition government.
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jeffrey davies said:
when supping with the devil watch your back but power it seems was to much for gleggy boy
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thoughtfullyprepping said:
When they getting married?
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pippakin said:
Reblogged this on Political Pip Spit or Swallow its up to You.
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Barry Davies said:
lmao 😀
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Valleys Bloke said:
Think you got the year wrong on this one
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Blah, blah said:
Cleggy was often heard singing, that catchy little American number ” m m m m mmm I’m loving it” (whilst visiting no 10)….
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Jonathan Wilson said:
Funny as ****, life imitating satire?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tory-mp-mark-menzies-resigns-3300512
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beastrabban said:
Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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