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The United Kingdom Independence Party has announced it is to review its opposition to equal marrriage legislation – which came into force from midnight last night – after the Met’ Office predicted the UK will be hotter than St Tropez this weekend.

Until details of the latest long-term weather forecasts were released, UKIP had been strongly opposed to the introduction of same-sex marriage after severe flooding hit parts of the UK this winter.

However, with the UK predicted to be heading for a record-breaking hot summer, the party has decided to look again at its policy of pretending to be libertarian while at the same time thinking it can decide who people can or can’t get married to.

In a statement, a spokesperson for God said:

Suck it up Farage!”


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