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(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!)
Sometimes I fear for the sanity of Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre.
In the column written by Mr Dacre’s dead draft-dodging father Ephraim Hardcastle (AKA famous serial woman-hassler Peter McKay), the Chancellor Mr Osborne was described as an “Adonis” and “increasingly an object of fascination among ladies“.
I promise you I’m not making this up. See for yourself (warning – here lies Daily Mail dross):
George Osborne is the Adonis of the Commons
Of course, I might give McKay the benefit of the doubt and presume he was being ironic. The problem is – I don’t think he was.
Anyway – here’s a chance to let George Osborne know what you think about him:
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I think I’ve got all the possible answers covered there.
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Please feel free to comment.
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Pride's Purge 
Gidiot is as sexy as a used teabag… in hell…but then again, he’d get his father-in-law to frack it first…
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Some women find millionaires very sexy, no matter how they look, don’t rally understand what they see in them though 😛
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What was he doing on that yacht with Peter, you know the holiday when Peter got the rats and caused poor Gideon some embarrassment?
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You left out , “Eat him alive”
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Those women are either 90% plastic, a fellow inbred and/or read too many 50 Shades of Grey type books where our dear Gideon Georgie happens to be the standard archetype lead of that genre.
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Who was the degenerate who voted for “snog him”? As for whether Gidiot is sexy or not, I’d have to see him naked before deciding. Actually, no I wouldn’t 😛
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I hope the 1 person so far that said “Snog him” is a succubus.
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Equating Snobsbourne with ‘sexy’ has “put the mockers” on my Saturday afternoon! and the thought of ‘having’ to shag him; I’d rather eat a shit sandwich!!
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He looks astonishingly shifty and arrogant.
There may be a reason for that.
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Reblogged this on Vox Political.
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I’m a little worried that more people would shag him than snog him!
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the daily mail picture has an unfortunate resemblance to Mr Bean.
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Perhaps another option should have been – frack him.
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Some people like to hug a knob
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I would quite happily punch him in the face, even though I am a Pacifist even I would cross that line for this scum.
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Well I’ve put punch him in the face – but I’d like to be holding a brick in the hand that punches!
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
Yeuch!
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At what point did these results tell you that any of those choosing the “snog” or “shag” options are women? It’s my belief that they are more likely to be tory-voting men.
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
There’s a touch of desperation in this. The I newspaper in the week reported that the Tories have a problem appealing to women voters. Now possibly one solution to this would be to launch ‘female friendly’ policies, like improving childcare facilities, flexible working time, a greater commitment to equalities legislation, campaigns to promote more women to positions of management, help for women entering traditionally male-dominated jobs, and so on. No, obviously the Tories don’t want to do that, because that would mean interfering with the economy and private industry, who would resent such measures. The Daily Mail is always going on that increased maternity leave, for example, will penalise firms for employing women by adding increased costs.
So how do they try to counter the accusation that they are dangerously unpopular with Britain’s ladies.? Easy – they go on about how sexy George Osborne is. Really. Well, when New Labour came to power, they tried it with Gordon Brown. Brown, according to one headline, was ‘New Labour’s Mr Darcy’, following the adaptation of Pride and Prejudice that was on TV at the time.
It all reminds me of the time the Daily Mail declared that Cecil Parkinson was handsome or sexy. My mother did a straw poll of her female friends, and found that they were completely the opposite. In their view he was ‘smarmy’, and they made it very plain that they wouldn’t like to be stuck in a lift with him.
Lady Olga Maitland also tried the same thing to sex up Maggie’s family. In her biography of Maggie Thatcher, she described her son, Mark, as ‘handsome’. Private Eye in their review of the book went through it noting the various factual inaccuracies, such as when the dates were out by a couple of years or more. When they came to this alarming statement, they said simply ‘come off it.’ No doubt other women could think of stronger words to describe this latest attempt to stress the sexual desirability of leading Tory politicians.
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I asked |Grant Shapps his opinion – I’m still waiting for a reply
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This one almost had me falling off my chair laughing. The coke-nosed, smarmy git sexy? Well, maybe he is, to male Mail “journalists”.
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I was just going to say that myself. I would certainly rather snog or shag Mr Bean though. Personally, I’ve never found slimy men in suits the least attractive, whatever party they represent.
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Why would anyone want to fuck IDS when he has Fucked us all
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Sorry I mean George Osborne
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yuve got to be joking the pasty faced monster uuggghhhhh no thank yu
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Put it this way, I’d fuck him like he has fucked us all I have a dildo here as I write this, with luxury barbed wire attachment linked up to several thousand volts of electricity, I also got his father in law to Frack on it first for good measure.
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