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(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!)

Here it is – irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are not human beings but robots programmed to spew out lies, spin and propaganda.

Here’s a little competition for you. Can you spot the similarity between these comments from different Lib Dem activists from different parts of the country?

Here’s part of an election leaflet from Liverpool Lib Dems:

Lib dems Liverpool

And here’s one from Derby Lib Dems:

Derby Lib Dems

And here’s one from Stockport Lib Dems:

stockport Lib Dems

And another from Cambridgeshire Lib Dems:

Cambridgeshire Lib Dems

Did you spot the similarities? Particularly:

“It’s been a tough few years for [insert local area]. Everyone has felt the pinch.”

Coincidence?

No.  Because a local Lib Dem robot in Hinckley and Bosworth Cllr Michael Mullaney misfunctioned and mistakenly sent this leaflet out to residents:

Lib Dem leaflet mistake

IRREFUTABLE PROOF, surely, that Lib Dems are not thinking, sentient human beings, but cold, emotionless machines – sent from the future to destroy human civilisation and all that we hold dear.

Probably.

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Thanks to Paul Crankshaw for the heads up.

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