(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!)
Here it is – irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are not human beings but robots programmed to spew out lies, spin and propaganda.
Here’s a little competition for you. Can you spot the similarity between these comments from different Lib Dem activists from different parts of the country?
Here’s part of an election leaflet from Liverpool Lib Dems:
And here’s one from Derby Lib Dems:
And here’s one from Stockport Lib Dems:
And another from Cambridgeshire Lib Dems:
Did you spot the similarities? Particularly:
“It’s been a tough few years for [insert local area]. Everyone has felt the pinch.”
Coincidence?
No. Because a local Lib Dem robot in Hinckley and Bosworth Cllr Michael Mullaney misfunctioned and mistakenly sent this leaflet out to residents:
IRREFUTABLE PROOF, surely, that Lib Dems are not thinking, sentient human beings, but cold, emotionless machines – sent from the future to destroy human civilisation and all that we hold dear.
Probably.
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Thanks to Paul Crankshaw for the heads up.
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Please feel free to comment.
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
This adds a whole new dimension to the concept of machine politics. Not that the Conservatives are any different. In an election a decade or so ago the Tory candidates were so a like that one of the commenters on the News Quiz suggested that they were in fact clones kept frozen round the back of Tory Central Office, to be thawed out and set among the British public during elections.
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I bet they all do that! But nice find.
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Whenever the tories are giving something away that is unjustifiable i.e. free school meals and costs towards nursery fees for the middle class, they use the lib dumbs to present it as if it is a policy that is going to benefit the low paid, even though it doesn’t
As I have stated before even the raising of the tax threshold has put money into the left hand of the low paid, but taken it out of the right hand when their housing benefits and tax credits are reduced, meaning only those at the higher end of the tax scale who are not reliant on such benefits, benefit from this move.
Employers should be the ones raising income not by reducing much needed tax revenue and NI tax.
Who do they think they are kidding????
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Reblogged this on My Blog.
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