(not satire – it’s the Lib Dems!)
Here it is – irrefutable proof that Liberal Democrats are not human beings but robots programmed to spew out lies, spin and propaganda.
Here’s a little competition for you. Can you spot the similarity between these comments from different Lib Dem activists from different parts of the country?
Here’s part of an election leaflet from Liverpool Lib Dems:
And here’s one from Derby Lib Dems:
And here’s one from Stockport Lib Dems:
And another from Cambridgeshire Lib Dems:
Did you spot the similarities? Particularly:
“It’s been a tough few years for [insert local area]. Everyone has felt the pinch.”
IRREFUTABLE PROOF, surely, that Lib Dems are not thinking, sentient human beings, but cold, emotionless machines – sent from the future to destroy human civilisation and all that we hold dear.
Thanks to Paul Crankshaw for the heads up.
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