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The investigation into hundreds of flights which mysteriously disappeared mid-air on their way to the UK after taking off from Bulgaria and Romania over 3 months ago – has taken a dramatic turn after Daily Mail investigators suggested the missing aircraft could be in the same place as the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370.
Daily Mail investigators are joining investigators in Malaysia in a bid by the newspaper to step up its search for the flights from Bulgaria and Romania – which vanished with more than 5,000,000 passengers on board after failing to arrive in the UK on January 1st – after the hunt was given new impetus by the recent mysterious disappearance of Flight MH370.
A spokesperson for the Daily Mail said:
“This is exactly the same as what happened with all those missing planes from Bulgaria and Romania that were supposed to arrive here on January 1st. Not one of the huge numbers of planes carrying hundreds of thousands of passengers turned up on New year’s Day. And as professional journalists we can tell you with absolute certainty that the planes definitely took off from Eastern Europe and were on their way here when they just mysteriously disappeared. Maybe they were abducted by space aliens?”
Experts have suggested several theories – ranging from the probable to the absurd – to explain what may have happened to the missing Bulgarian and Romanian planes.
One of the most outlandish conspiracy theories circulating on the internet is that the flights never actually existed and were simply invented by a supposedly respectable and professional mainstream newspaper in order to help generate votes for their mates sitting in an increasingly unpopular government.
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The alien theory might not be far off the mark, Tom. This oriental aircraft has been reported as having sent Pings to satellites. It’s therefore possible that it also sent all the Changs, Pongs, Wongs and Hus there as well. 🙂
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With relatives still anxious about their loved ones disappearance in the Malaysian aircraft, I do not think it is the time for jest on this issue yet Tom.
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Yeah those planes from Romania and Bulgaria will never come they are only in the mind of the xenophobic prime-minister of UK and also the undecided prime-minister which today says “we don’t need EU” … and during the floods “requests EU help” the result was just more xenophobic attitude from people towards the eastern people and total confusion in the minds of British people regarding EU.
And about the MH370 I think the plane exists somewhere landed in some XYZ country and they wait for things to calm down then start to request ransoms for each individual or do some Islam propaganda or other retarded religions propaganda.
I am from Romania by the way and don’t plan to leave it. I love my country that fought two world wars and hundreds of other conflicts with Ottoman Empire, Austria, Russia. Cheers,
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adrian
If you are a Romanian living in Romania why did you state that “planes from Romania and Bulgaria will never come” as in ‘come here’, implying that you are residing in the Uk.
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guy fakwes: perhaps Adrian’s engshish ain’t too hot… I mean, after all he is a johnny foreigner ain’t ‘e?? :))
On the subject of the supposed ‘disappearance’ of Malaysia MH370, does anyone have any proof that this flight ever existed, and actually took off from Kuala Lumpur with 239 passengers on board — or is it another weird scam or hoax??
If it IS a hoax, then there was no plane and hence no ‘grieving relatives’.
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Perhaps there was no real airport either that the imaginary grieving relatives were sitting in.
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“I am from Romania by the way and don’t plan to leave it.”
I hope you will persuade you fellow countryman to do the same. Romania is a criminal state and we do not want you in the UK.
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Nice link, Tom. The comment from ‘guy fawkes’ about implying that the articles is inappropriate actually misses the point of the piece. It’s nothing to do with the missing flight, aside from bringing in the real point through a current issue. Btw, please check out my articles – the name of my blog is ‘Talking Point’ and I’m at ludosc.wordpress.com
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Not ‘about implying’, just ‘implying’. Also ‘article’, not ‘articles’.
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I actually commented as I did to Tom because of the first comment made by Darren,who took his lead from the reference to aliens that Tom made about the missing aircraft.
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Right, the comment should therefore have been addressed to Darren.
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No! Darren’s reply was a product of Tom’s post.
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I was then correct in thinking you missed the point. Darren made the joke that could be deemed inconsiderate. It being a product of something mentioned in the article doesn’t put Tom at fault.
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Get a life!
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Guy – you clearly have no idea what satire means if you regard it as ‘jesting’.
I can assure you, everything I choose to satirise I take very seriously indeed.
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If you had taken your satire seriously I think you would have realised that it was in bad taste to parody a situation that is fragile for a lot of family members whose relatives are still missing.
Despite what your supporters on her say, I did fully appreciate the humour in the link to the lack of expected flights from Romania and Bulgaria but not in the reference to it being the same scenario as the Malaysia missing plane.
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Funny, is it me or didn’t you Brits cross the big blue flocking in droves to come here to what is now the US or is my recollection of history flawed?
Apparently not only did your distant relatives whom hated your guts flee, they seemingly also hated your ‘criminal state’ so much they fought a war to distance themselves completely of the shackles of your homeland. Or shall I delve into the colonial filth your scummy island vomited upon the rest of the world?
Shut your mouth and deal with the gypsies from Eastern Europe and stop whining. Think of it as supranational karma.
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Chinese authorities say 3 bodies have been recovered from the Indian Ocean so far: Flo Ting…….
….So King Wett….. and Ho Lee Fuk…..
[satire, anyone??]
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