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Shock as survey reveals 100% of unborn babies born to immigrants spend as long as 9 months in the womb without a job
The Conservative Party has announced if it wins the next election it will cut the period of time babies spend in a woman’s womb before being born from 9 months to 4 months in an effort to save money and cut the national deficit.
The plans – which also include a pledge to reduce the time immigrant babies to the UK spend in gestation to as little as 3 months – are part of a series of proposals announced by the Tories designed to encourage women to spend less time being pregnant and more time at work.
However, critics say the plans do not go far enough and politicians should do more to further restrict the period of time migrant women from Bulgaria and Romania in particular spend carrying babies in their wombs before they are born.
In an interview with the BBC, the Work and Pensions Secretary Mr Iain Duncan Smith defended the proposals, saying Britain could no longer afford the luxury of unborn babies being expected to be carried around doing nothing for substantial periods of time:
“For too long, especially under the previous Labour government, women were allowed to spend as long as 9 months being pregnant. It is clear that at a time of great austerity, something has to be done to tackle this feeling of entitlement by many women to long periods of time gestating children.“
The proposals come not long after shocking government figures revealed as many as 100% of 2-year olds in the UK have never been in training, education or work.
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Boz said:
About time!! – makes perfect sense ……. pregnant pause ….. awaits reply (heheh)
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stilloaks said:
Reblogged this on Still Oaks and commented:
A DWP insider has leaked plans to tax all non pregnant women for under occupancy.
Critics have dubbed it as the Bed Womb tax.
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carolyncordon said:
I hope the government in Australia doesn’t hear of this – out Prime Minister Tony Abbott is the minister for women, because he knows them so well, having fathered three daughters to a woman who is his wife and the mother of the daughters.
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Philip Burdekin said:
I don’t think the world can laugh loud enough as THIER sides must be splitting at this stupid and pathetic coalition we have, roll on 2015
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First Night Design said:
No more ridiculous than any other measure of theirs.
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Barry Davies said:
Shhh don’t shout the coalition are so devoid of ideas that they may adopt it.
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guy fawkes said:
I’m surprised that they have not devised plans to lengthen pregnancy to a lifetime then there would not be any overbreeding that this government is so worried about.
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beastrabban said:
Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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Jonathan Wilson said:
Oh well said Sir, well said.
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Tom Pride said:
Oh that’s good!
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prayerwarriorpsychicnot said:
But the EU under equality legislation require that fathers carry the child for at least 2 months.
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UKIP-CON-DEM said:
Or as UKIP put it,
“If Women in Bongo-Bongo Land can collect coconuts whilst pregnant and go on doing so immediately after childbirth then so should we.
“(Although nobody in their right mind would employ a woman of childbearing age in any case)”.
Yours sincerely,
Godfrey Bloom…..
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alan said:
So government can mispend our money and then penalise us for this. If government barred immigrants, for a start, money would be no problem, but, then, government officials would not be able to employ slaves from abroad to clean their houses and attend to their children, depriving British people of jobs.
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diane said:
there’s also plans for a orgasm tax, as this might result in a pregnancy and keep women off work
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