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Nick Clegg has won an Oscar for his unflinching portrayal of a slave forced to work in a coalition government and suffer cruel humiliations at the hands of his besotted yet evil master in the political slavery drama “4 Years a Slave“.
British actor Clegg was one of the big stars of the Academy Awards, not only for his convincing performance as an unwilling slave, but also for his emotional acceptance speech.
In accepting the first award of the night for “4 Years a Slave“, Clegg said:
“It doesn’t escape me for one moment that so much joy in my life is thanks to so much pain in someone else’s, particularly the British electorate, and so I want to salute the spirit of UK voters, and ask them to vote for me again at the next election,” a tearful Clegg told the audience.
However, critics say Clegg’s portrayal of himself as a victim of forced slavery is tired and entirely unconvincing and more deserving of a ‘Rotten Tomato’ award than an Oscar.
beastrabban said:
Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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carin said:
Or 4 years asleep !
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Barry Davies said:
4 years ignoring everything he claimed to have stood for. Apparently he wants to change his name to Call me Dave.
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barbara1926 said:
Yes!!! I loved the theme song, Stackridge’s ‘That Was My Big Mistake’! Date: Wed, 5 Mar 2014 06:58:27 +0000 To: barbara1926@live.co.uk
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Linda said:
You really have excelled yourself with this one Tom.
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The Rambling Sea Horse said:
Reblogged this on Leyla's Alternative News and Views.
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don't call me mark said:
Now, that was funny- it had me laughing all afternoon.
Reminds me of the old chestnut “Why did Nick Clegg cross the road?”
“Because he said he wasn’t going to “
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jed goodright said:
can we roll him up in the red carpet and throw him in the ocean, now, please?
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kathrynd1 said:
All well and good but let’s not forget the idiot actually volunteered!
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guy fawkes said:
If he volunteered, best not to pay him then! Call it workfare!
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