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(not satire – it’s Louise Mensch!)
Oh dear.
Former Tory MP Louise Mensch claims she can tell someone’s religion by the way they tweet:
I’m not sure I can tell someone’s religion by the way they tweet.
But I’m pretty good at telling someone’s a prat by the way they do it.
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Please feel free to comment.
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beastrabban said:
Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
Louise Mensch once again puts her foot in it by claiming that she can tell if someone’s a Muslim or not by the way they tweet. It’s possible that she may not be quite responsible for her actions, though. After Private Eye published a few articles covering some of her bizarre antics a few years ago, they received a letter from someone who had worked with her in a music shop. She was known amongst the rest of the staff for writing mediocre poetry, and for her evangelical enthusiasm for certain chemical forms of recreation. Possibly too much exposure to the drug culture has resulted in long-term neurological damage. Who can say?
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andyduc said:
Reblogged this on SwindonG and commented:
Louise Mensch should not have left politics …
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FinkFurst said:
That’s nothing! Ms Guy Fawkes can tell a person’s sex, sexuality AND colour by how they write:
guy fawkes said: January 22, 2014 at 12:07 pm
“It is so obvious what your sex and sexual persuasion is, your colour too.”
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Boz said:
Can Louise Menschhhhit kindly fuck off
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Paul Smyth said:
Reblogged this on The Greater Fool.
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Michael Igoe said:
And I can tell someone’s politics by the way (s)he tweets. As for religion, or lack of it, I’m not interested.
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Ginger Ninja said:
Possibly, I’ve taken a fair few drugs and wouldn’t say this is necessarily the case. I’ve met some right spangle heads though so it does depend…
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Clare Flourish said:
I have nothing against New York, honestly, but I am so glad she is there and no longer being my MP.
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furious78 said:
You can’t expect the world from someone writing soppy novels. I’ve always wondered who the facelifted moron had to blow to be allowed to stand for election in the first place.
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FinkFurst said:
Furious – In a metaphorical sense all Westminster MPs have to do that, both before and after being elected. If they want a political career then they have to get down on their knees and suck whatever the whips tell them to.
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guy fawkes said:
Only one person’s YOURS!
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FinkFurst said:
Then prove it… what colour is my skin, and how did you know?
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guy fawkes said:
I replied about 15 posts back go find it – fetch!
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FinkFurst said:
It was far more than 15 posts back, and you gave only a childish, facetious reply to avoid being labelled as a racist. Try again – what colour is my skin?
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guy fawkes said:
pissoff, you demanding little creep, repeat my facetious reply for your answer.
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guy fawkes said:
I have done more for marginalized communities in my lifetime than you could ever dream about, so take your demonizing labels and find someone like yourself that deserves them.
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guy fawkes said:
There’s Louis Theroux another sarcastic homosexual on tv, talking down to the black community that have been jailed in USA for trying to fight the oppressive laws against their culture. He is dead brave stood there in a cell throwing questions at a handcuffed prisoner with a warder in attendance.
Time we got rid of these free loading wankers off the TV instead of paying for free holiday destinations for them to travel to throughout the world.
[You do know Louis Theroux is married, don’t you?] – Tom
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FinkFurst said:
What makes you think Louis Theroux is homosexual? You just assumed it because he takes the piss out of homophobes like you, didn’t you? Your bigotry is showing again!
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guy fawkes said:
Why do you ask me a question then answer it yourself or create another alter ego to support your cause – I know because you have all the answers don’t you Mr chip on the shoulder moron.
He also takes the piss out of swingers and other freaks such as yourself.
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guy fawkes said:
Tom a lot of bisexuals are married some openly some secretively.
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FinkFurst said:
You think I’ve created ANOTHER alter ego? How many do you think I’ve got now? You’ve mentioned Tom Pride and Devil’s Advocate before. Are there some others?… maybe on different web sites such as Johnny Void’s?
Some people accept with good grace when they make a mistake, and some don’t.
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FinkFurst said:
So you think Louis Theroux is bisexual now, do you? A short while ago you said he’s homosexual!
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guy fawkes said:
If he is married then he must be bisexual then, because he has definitely got gay written all over him.
As for your alter ego’s where has Devil gone, I know you have merged into one yet again.
I think you are the one that admits to nothing especially when I have proved you wrong so many times and I’m not talking about your spelling.
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guy fawkes said:
ps according to you and tom pride there is no difference between a homosexual and a bisexual, so why are you objecting? I will tell you why because you know there bloody well is.
I’m doing a fink answering my own questions.
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FinkFurst said:
There is a perfectly obvious difference!
… and inventing things that other people supposedly said is the tactic of a 5 year old – especially when it’s ALL still here in black and white for anyone to check!
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guy fawkes said:
Trying to deny it when you know I can’t be arsed to go chasing the evidence, not being an obsessive like you, is a great tactic of yours too.
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FinkFurst said:
How pathetic! Even your own laziness is somebody else’s fault!
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guy fawkes said:
I’ve earned my laziness!
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FinkFurst said:
I assume you now admit you were wrong to say “according to you and tom pride there is no difference between a homosexual and a bisexual”. (I mean apart from not using capital letters for Tom’s name!)
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guy fawkes said:
Tom Pride said:
February 27, 2014 at 10:12 am
As you know this blog is a free speech zone. What you see as ‘turning a blind eye’ I see as ‘freedom of expression’.
That said – I personally think calling gay men ‘predatory’ shows intolerance and prejudice. And calling for bisexuality to be made illegal – but not homosexuality – is a bit weird TBH.
And Guy – no I’m not FinkFurst. Do me a favour!
FinkFurst said:
February 27, 2014 at 10:31 am
Tom – That’s fair comment, up to a point. Your opinion in only one of many on here, but it’s arguably the most important, and how and when you choose to express it has an effect. If your blog is intended to have some effect on society, which I presume is its primary function, then your opinion makes a difference.
Tom was trying to imply that bi and homsexuality are the same and you agreed – HAPPY.
Perhaps you would like spelling mistakes or typing so fast you override the capitals button a capital offence, warranting nothing less than hanging?
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FinkFurst said:
Ha ha! You got completely the wrong end of the stick and it made you HAPPY!!! It’s actually very sad and pathetic. When Tom said your opinion is a bit weird, didn’t that give you a small clue?
By the way, I disagree with Tom. You’re not “a bit weird”… you’re completely off your rocker!
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guy fawkes said:
Whenever you are proved wrong you start throwing insults in my direction, a bit like most who want to deflect blame.
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FinkFurst said:
You seem to have forgotten that Tom and I are supposed to be the same person… Ooops!
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guy fawkes said:
PS I would not be calling for one and not the other to be criminalized if there was not a difference(as you admitted) and different reasons for my citing one not the other, but Tom chose to insult me, to please you his alter ego, by calling me weird to want to separate the two – how weird is that?
There were no other comments other than ours either on this subject despite your impassioned plea and threats,
You sound like a bloody psychopath to me!
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guy fawkes said:
You are one and the same person but go under different names so I reply to the name linked to the comment.
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FinkFurst said:
Are you sure it’s only Tom Pride and me? You previously said Devil’s Advocate and I were the same person. How about Irena Pribisevic too?
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guy fawkes said:
You and devil were the same person, it must have proved too difficult keeping so many balls in the air that is why he has mysteriously disappeared. Perhaps you would like to bring him back to prove me wrong.
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FinkFurst said:
So you think I’m not Irena Pribisevic then?
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FinkFurst said:
“Perhaps you would like to bring him back to prove me wrong.”
… to prove you WRONG??? Your grasp of logic is astonishing!
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guy fawkes said:
In answer to your first question “so you think I’m not Irena?” anything is possible, she does look like a man.
Will the real Tom pride stand up!
In answer to your statement “Your grasp of logic is astonishing”, how is it illogical for you to prove me wrong by once again keeping your multiple balls in the air?”
Mind you it is pretty illogical to try and prove me wrong I will grant you that because your success so far is diabolical.
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FinkFurst said:
Oh deary deary me! You really have a hard time keeping up, don’t you? If I could bring Devil’s Advocate back it then would prove you right, not wrong, you moron! Unfortunately that will not happen……… or will it?
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guy fawkes said:
guy fawkes said:
March 3, 2014 at 5:38 pm
You and devil were the same person, it must have proved too difficult keeping so many balls in the air that is why he has mysteriously disappeared. Perhaps you would like to bring him back to prove me wrong.
Deary, deary me if you brought devil back and kept your balls in the air it would prove me wrong that you were unable to sustain this feat, NOT RIGHT!
See trying to prove me wrong is illogical and foolhardy, for you that is!
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FinkFurst said:
OK, I admit it! I am FinkFurst, Tom Pride, The Devil’s Advocate and Irena Pribisevic, all rolled into one (and a couple more too). You were right all along! You’re far too smart for me. I really look such a fool, now your cunning posts have forced me to admit my deception!
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Tom Pride said:
Yes – I admit it too. I’m also FinkFurst, Tom Pride, The Devil’s Advocate and Irena Pribisevic.
And we would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for that damn Guy Fawkes!
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guy fawkes said:
Now apologize!
[Sorry Guy for being all of those people you say I am. PS – am I anyone else you’d like me to apologise for being?] – Tom
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FinkFurst said:
No… I’m Tom Pride!
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Tom Pride said:
No – I’m FinkFurst!
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guy fawkes said:
It’s about time you saw the funny side! 🙂 🙂
Don’t spoil it by saying you are not joking!
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FinkFurst said:
I’m not joking. I still think you are disgusting, bigoted, homophobic scum.
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Tom Pride said:
Guy – if you think all of those people commenting here are me and I spend all my time conversing with myself on my own website, I could actually be you too.
Have you thought of that?
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guy fawkes said:
Tom how do you explain how Fink was able to add comments where and when he wanted, while everyone elses goes in sequence? How did he reply to my comment at the same time as I posted mine?
Columbo would be scratching his head on that one!
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Tom Pride said:
Guy – you’re getting confused. You think Fink is me. Therefore why ask me what I think he or she thinks? I already know what I think.
Besides – I’m you too so I’m just talking to myself now.
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FinkFurst said:
Tom – I feel really sick now. If you are Ms Fawkes, and I am you, then I must also be Ms Fawkes, so that would make me a disgusting homophobic bigot!
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Tom Pride said:
Yes but if you were both you and Ms Fawkes, you would be a disgusting homophobic bigot who was shocked by your own disgusting homophobic bigotry.
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guy fawkes said:
It is just as well that you are not me then, which is obvious because a bigot is someone who is BIG On Truth, something you ain’t!
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FinkFurst said:
No, that’s not what “bigot” means at all. Are you an idiot?
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