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In a surprise move, ATOS have declared themselves unfit to declare whether people declared unfit for work are fit for work after the French firm declared themselves fit to declare themselves unfit for work.
In a short statement, ATOS said that although they had previously declared themselves unfit to decide the fitness for work of people who – like themselves – had also been declared unfit for work they still regarded themselves fit to decide their own fitness for work:
“Obviously, we are fit to decide that we are not fit to decide our own fitness for work,” a spokesperson for the French firm said. “That’s obvious,” she added.
However, critics claim the fitness for work tests administered by ATOS on behalf of the Department for Work and Pensions are unreliable after it was revealed many of the medical staff employed by ATOS to conduct the assessments were unable to distinguish between parts of the body used by claimants to sit on and their elbows.
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neiley101 said:
Reblogged this on The World of Neil.
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rainbowwarriorlizzie said:
Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & THE SIEGE OF BRITAIN POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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nearlydead said:
Reblogged this on nearlydead.
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Barry Davies said:
Tom Pride must be a civil servant to come up with that explanation 😀 lmao
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jaynel62 said:
Fabulous!!! xxx
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Andy Walsh said:
Priceless! One of your funniest ever posts.
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Iain Duncan Smith said:
Oooo…errrr, you’ve been lying to me!!!! I believed, I said I BELIEVED you were fit …. fit for purpose, fit for me, fit to get me an MBE ….ah shit…???/!!!!
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Nick said:
the main reason tom on why ATOS wont out is because the back log of deaths that this company has played a part in will need to stand trial at some point and to answer for these deaths
the many hundreds that have died is still being worked on as the true death count runs into thousands of sick and disabled people dying after they were found fit for work
this is a ongoing process don’t forget with many sick and disabled dying every month where they have been found fit for work bur aren’t
it will take many years to get to the true facts and it is in this context that it would be best fot ATOS to stand down and to destroy all it’s records just to be on the safe side in years to come when addressing a court on why so many sick and disabled were found fit for work but weren’t and died instead
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Barry Davies said:
Apparently the ATOS staff walked out and joined the demonstrators in Southend.
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Nick said:
well if they did then that’s very good they need to well distance themselves as at a later date in a crown court they will be able to say to the trial judge on what has been going on at ATOS that has caused the deaths of many sick and disabled people
WE NEED TO REMEMBER AT ALL TIMES THAT MANY THOUSANDS HAVE DIED BY BEING CLASSED AS FIT FOR WORK AND THEN DYING UNDER MANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHORTLY AFTER
That is all we need to understand nothing more nothing less everything else just detracts from the what will be the legality of the welfare reform bill and before a judge and jury
the only facts that are true at this time are as follows in that MANY THOUSANDS HAVE DIED BY BEING CLASSED AS FIT FOR WORK AND THEN DYING UNDER MANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHORTLY AFTER
and that is all as only the above are facts nothing else is
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overburdenddonkey said:
nick
yes, and and those who have been traumatised and conditions made worse by them, many 1000’s of us…and it’s not over yet by a long shot….
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Nick said:
indeed overburdenddonkey as you say there are many myself included who are far worse then need be by consistently sending out letters over many years then having to say a error was made
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overburdenddonkey said:
nick
1st they stop one accepting sickness and disability…and then put relentless pressure on one to get “well”…and one becomes desperate to get well, even though this is impossible…one has to become very grounded in self knowledge to survive…they consistently imply that the problems are imaginary…it is a living nightmare, that they create…
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Alice Moore said:
They might appear to be bumbling idiots but ATOS did what they were commissioned to do and will pass on the baton to another private company.There`s a lot of money to be made depriving the sick and disabled.
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Nick said:
Very true they leave many in a bad place mentally even those without mental illness get drawn in and become mentally unbalanced over the years
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beastrabban said:
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A6er said:
Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating and commented:
Amazing turnaround from Atos wanting to end their contract with the DWP early.
Read on for more details
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Ginger Ninja said:
Absolutely hilarious, though the first paragraph took me a few reads to work out what the fuck was going on!
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sandra bowes-rennox said:
well now they know…death threats after all the deaths they’ve caused…they deserve all the grief they get and now its official they can dish it out but they cant take it…they’ve thrown in the towel at last…a victory for the disabled everywhere….if another company take over they better step lightly or its the same treatment if one can be brought down so can others…THE FIGHT GOES ON…regards..sandra
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