Tags

, , ,

(satire?)

He was only 4 years old but Nick the bright yellow Flappy Bird had to go. Despite a campaign to save him, he shot himself in the head, was dissected in public and fed to the lions.

Officials outlined the reasons for his death as a lack of competence and the need to comply with European rules on in-breeding of right-wing political parties. The yellow bird had to be put down after exhibiting extreme flappiness during the recent sexual harassment crisis in its ranks, they stressed.

Lib Dem flappy bird killed

A dying yellow flappy bird 

After the shooting, there was a public carving up and dissection of the bird’s carcass.

A British zoo had offered to give Nick a home and an online petition demanding Mr Clegg had his scrotum nailed to the floor before being killed resulted in more than 250,000 signatures.

Instead he will be fed to the lions during the next general election which are due to take place in May 2015.

.

Related articles by Tom Pride:

SIZZLING sexy Lib Dem calendar – HOTTEST Lib Dems of 2014!

Nick Clegg pledges clampdown on harassment of hot Lib Dem peers by women

Nick Clegg to Lib Dems – “Prepare for Oppositionment!”

Nick Clegg announces plan to revive party fortunes by nailing his scrotum to the floor

Scientists finally discover function of Nick Clegg

All Lib Dem MPs in England and Wales to be microchipped by 2015

Coalition split after Tory minister says UK ‘peppered’ with too many wind-powered Lib Dem MPs

Revealed! Nick Clegg’s secret love going back to his student days

Nick Clegg Sells Principles To Debenhams

.

Please feel free to comment.

.

By the way, if you click on any of these buttons below, you can share this article with other people. Thanks: