(satire?)
The entire membership of UKIP, including party leader Nigel Farage, has been expelled following accusations that he and the other members have brought the party into disrepute.
Details of the reasons for the expulsions have not been disclosed, but Mr Farage confirmed to the media that the disciplinary action was in response to allegations that the party was made up entirely of intolerant, narrow-minded, crackpot dingbats who pretend to be libertarian but in fact just don’t like foreigners and homosexuals much.
In response to the mass expulsions, the former UKIP membership said they “feel sickened” at the way they had been treated and planned to appeal against the decision, if only they could find someone still in the party they could appeal to.
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33% say economy safe in Tory hands!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/18/observer-poll-osborne-cameron-economy?post_id=100007421558294_1394997704090935
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Scientifically speaking 33% stands as very low confidence; the 95% confidence level is preferable. The Guardian is full of old rubbish
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who takes part in thse polls anyway people with nothing better to do i would guess.
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at a guess i would say yes yur right .probably all those ppl the austerity measures affect now or may do in the future. disabled, ill, unemployed when not looking for jobs, pensioners. people who know at first hand what these austerity measures and reforms mean at first hand, that are doing their best to survive and get the above changed.. can i ask why you are on here? surely you too must have something better to do?????? do you actually know how long it takes to do a survey or poll? polls… less than a minute. surveys from 5-45 mins. bet you spend more time on these sites than that. try it. plus on some surveys yu can earn vouchers for amazon.argos etc or cash over time. love the one where they ask you…if cameron came to your door what would be the one issue you would ask him about…….. gives you chance to rant as much as you like cos those surveys are anonymous.lol,. what that has to do with nigel farage saying bye bye to his members i dont know .would be good if its true. one less party to take votes away from the other major ones. but what would he have up his sleeve in place of? ok im aware its satire. cant be anything else unless farage has lost it.
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im one of the people who mention im disabled and retired but ive still got better things to do.
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if it was only people affected by austerity that took part in the polls david Cameron wouldn’t rate so well in them..
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Haha the cockwomble just couldn’t keep his trap shut, and re-stated his rant verbally. He has now been suspended, LoL.
Seriously why would anyone vote for the bunch of swivel eyed loons, especially when its an ex tory swivel eyed loon, the poetic justice is quite fantastic..
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well to be fair they did suspend him.
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Both Labour and the Tories should expel most of their MPs from the party for being responsible for the deaths of 100,000+ innocent Iraqis, and so bringing humanity into disrepute.
…and a few senior Labour figures should also be facing war crimes trials.
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Ginger – You don’t know what you’re talking about, and you are certainly not speaking scientifically! A statistical confidence level of 95% does NOT mean that 95% of people gave a certain answer. In simple terms, it means that there is 95% confidence that the result matches reality. So the 33% result could have a 95% confidence level.
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Exactly nuggy – I’m 110% certain that people who complete polls haven’t a clue what they’re on about and are 95% certain that they’ve made no spelling mistakes!!
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Agree – but it seems labour will never learn as they queue up to kill more british citizens at home:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/exclusive-labour-will-make-jobless-take-maths-and-english-tests-9070660.html
more dross from Rachel reeves
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Jed – I’ll see your 110% and raise you… I’m 140% certain that 95% of people on this web site are talking out of approximately 12.5% or 14.3% of their orifices (depending on their sex).
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Farrage must be in a panic as it’s pretty clear what a major part of the Tory (and the other 2 parties too) attack strategy is simply to point at UKIP’s MEPs and councillors as well as the far right parties with which UKIP collaborates in the European Parliament. Marine Le Pen’s Front National is a little too close for comfort to UKIP’s policies.
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if it wasn’t for ukip we all be eaten by lizards.great big lizards.
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http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/update/2014-01-20/nigel-farage-hit-over-head-with-placard-by-angry-protesters/
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These guys (UKIP) really have no idea what they’re talking about. After the latest nonsense linking bad weather to the gay, I felt the need to write a bit on UKIP too. Take a look if you like on Politicoid
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This issue is about religious freedom. Freedom of speech means allowing people to say things you disagree with. We must fight for this mans right to express his religious beliefs, remember that they laughed at Noah before the flood are we in danger of repeating there mistake.. The thames barrier had to be raised and the thames broke its banks. video is available on youtube.
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what about freedom of speech?
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I went to a UKIP public meeting. I listened politely then tried to argue with them that they were wrong to scapegoat immigrants. I live tweeted the meeting. The next morning the local UKIP councillor had fired off complaints to my bosses – I am local teacher well known in my neighbourhood for campaigning on local issues. Even though I never claimed to speak for anyone except myself UKIP have run to my bosses to shut me up! I have never used the expression “you couldn’t make it up!” so many times in one week. I have done NOTHING wrong but it is clear that UKIP don’t think free speech applies to their opponents!
Seehttp://www.wimbledonguardian.co.uk/news/10975402.Primary_school_teacher_under_investigation_over_offensive_tweets/?ref=var_0
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