(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!)
In an extraordinary and farcical sequence of events, it is alleged that a Conservative parliamentary candidate has been mistakenly selected in a selection primary after local party officials miscounted the ballot papers.
The alleged mistake was apparently only noticed after an activist took the ballot papers home and recounted them:
And what was the reaction from the local Conservative Association to this monumental cock up?
Oh they decided to pretend the whole thing didn’t happen and to keep her as their candidate anyway:
That’s democracy – Conservative style!
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