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A suicide attack on a train station in Russia’s southern city of Volgograd has killed no-one important apart from 16 people who were not British citizens, according to newspaper and television reports in the UK.
Initial claims that one of the victims might have visited Britain on holiday 3 years ago were discounted by the Foreign Office who said they were happy to confirm that nobody with any connection at all to the UK was involved in the blast.
The good news comes after initial reports cited Syrian government sources claiming some of the civilian victims of the fighting in Damascus may have been able to speak English – albeit with strong foreign accents.
However UK government sources dismissed the reports as Assad regime propaganda saying all of the known victims were either middle-eastern looking or Muslim with none of them officially identified as white.
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More subtle than usual – I like it. Interesting that no-one else has responded, perhaps they just don’t get it.
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It’s possible. Glad someone got it.
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Oh, I think we get the irrelevance of certain sections of society, a bit like our press reporting on those that were not paid their benefits before xmas due to supposed dwp error – It was ONLY 32,000 that were affected the press reported.
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another lie then they opened their mouths
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Perhaps, they haven’t commented because it’s so shamefully true… Clearly, press editors think the ordinary person has a very warped capacity for empathy – like themselves, I wonder?
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Tom – There are countless examples of blatant media xenophobia, but this Volgograd story isn’t one of them!
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…and some of the men fighting in Syria are born and raised in the UK, and have very British accents!
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richardlittlejohn – No doubt you feel proud of your contribution… and Tom must also feel proud of the intellectual level of his readership!
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i certainly am i write for the daily mail you know.
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I’m genuinely curious about you – why do you write like that? Do you think you’re shocking people by saying “wank”? I really would like to hear what you think…
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