(not satire – it’s Gideon!)
Here’s George Osborne’s Autumn Statement in a nutshell so you don’t have to read all the boring, predictable details:
- All you old, poor and disabled people are still costing us far too much, so we’re just going to have to punish you even more now.
- Don’t blame me, it’s Gordon Brown’s fault for causing the global economic recession.
- Suck it up.
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