(satire?)
The coalition government is to sell off its remaining stake in British people as part of its ambitious plan to privatise £63.23bn worth of the UK population by 2020.
The announcement is contained in the new national infrastructure plan (NIP) which sets out over £375bn of planned privatisations of UK citizens to mainly foreign investors up to and beyond 2020.
The plans include a new target for selling off the entire population of the country to foreign investors, including major sales of British people to Chinese government-managed investment funds.
It comes just weeks after ministers were criticised for understating the value of the nation’s blood before its sale to US private equity firm Bain Capital.
Government ministers however are confident the forthcoming sale of British sweat and tears will exceed expectations of potential investors.
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jed goodright said:
I’m worth that alone!
On a separate note but of major interest – sadly yet another poor day for the British media who do not carry even a hint of this – Judges throw out DWP appeal against WCA
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nuggy said:
and they wonder why people dont read them anymore.
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thepositivevoice said:
Reblogged this on thepositivevoice.
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Andrew said:
Are you saying that the UK ppulation is over 63.23Bn?
If so then, well that’s odd as the whole world is only about 5Bn right now….. !!!!!
Get your facts right if you want to be taken seriously……… it’s 63.23 MILLION population in the UK (until Scotland leaves)…
Andrew
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Tom Pride said:
Erm Andrew – the coalition isn’t really selling off the UK population. Well, not literally anyway.
It’s satire….
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nedhamson said:
Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News.
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thostids said:
But at least we know that all our medical records are being checked by the buyers before the hand-over. No warranties given. Taken “as seen”.
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