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In a shocking case of modern-day slavery, a British man freed after spending 3 days being abused by Maoist Communists in China, has sold his entire nation into domestic servitude, police announced Thursday.

London’s Metropolitan Police said there was no evidence of sexual abuse but the man – thought to be from the Westminster area of London – was held captive and abused for 3 full days by hard-line Maoists in China before he finally agreed to sell off the whole country to them.

The man – who is believed to work part-time as a British Prime Minister  – is now safe at an undisclosed location back in the UK and has been working with severe trauma experts since he was released yesterday, a police spokesperson said.

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Related articles by Tom Pride:

Never mind the EU – how about a referendum on loss of UK sovereignty to China?

Satire like Porn? How 3UK are bringing Chinese-style political censorship of web to UK

The government’s allowing our water, gas and electricity to be sold to the Chinese and no-one seems to be noticing

Did Cameron order the humiliation of Lech Walesa on the bidding of Beijing?

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