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(not satire – it’s Boris Johnson!)

As part of his continuing efforts to blame cyclists for the recent spate of deaths on London’s roads, London Mayor Boris Johnson today said he was considering banning the use of headphones and smartphones while riding a bicycle.

boris cycling on the phone

Presumably Boris’s ban will include an exception for bungling Old-Etonian mayors with ambitions to become prime minister then?


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