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Take this ten question quiz and find out how Tory you are – the higher your percentage the more Tory you are!
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Yay! 0% tory!
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I scored 10% and demand a recount!!!! (only cos I put the old should knit a jumper to keep warm – as a joke, I’m old and can’t knit so I’m f**k’d but I could wear all of my Guns & Roses T-shirts all at once though couldn’t I??
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ME TOO 0% TORY, This is the only time where i have been pleased to get 0% on a test yeehaa
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I couldn’t finish the quiz, because my 3g tablet (3g is 24 carat rubbish) keeps cutting out before the end , and resetting it only takes me back to the beginning. Don’t buy 3g.
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I’ve also read somewhere that 4g is just as bad as 3g, but more expensive.
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Reblogged this on nearlydead.
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Just as I thought…0% Tory. 😀
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0% though should have been minus something…..
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Excellent result and I did just get a knock on the door from someone at MI5 and a chap from News International is on the phone.
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Reblogged this on thepositivevoice.
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0% and Proud!
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0%!
Good thing too – I’m trying to get selected as a Labour candidate!
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Mike – good luck with that. It wasn’t that long ago being a bit of a Tory would have been a plus in New Labour.
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bloody hell I failed im a proper social scrounger deardearme
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Yowch. That is all-too-true, but I’m glad to be pulling in the opposite direction.
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I’m proud to say 0% but I did think their might be a couple of ‘trip up’ Q’s from Tom wild (?) sense of humour……Come on Tom, isn’t it time you brightened up your blog page? A bit of colour won’t do much harm!
Cheers, nice quiz for one of the many benefits scroungers.x
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I am delighted in also scoring 0%
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Also scored 0% glad to say.
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I am proud to say I scored 0%.
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Me too 0%. Take a bow for getting it all wrong lol
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For a moment I thought it said 96%, then I put my glasses on…Phew it was 0% after all.
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I scored 0% 😉
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yippie 0% ….. if I’d scored anything else I’d have to shoot myself. Ah well back to staying one step ahead of the thought police
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Jeannie – colours are dangerous. If I use a bit of blue to spruce up the blog people might accuse me of being biased against everyone but Tories. If red – against everyone but Labour. Yellow- the Lib Dems, orange – Clegg and his fellow Orange Bookers, green – the Greens, pink – gays and lesbians and purple – UKIP.
Which basically leaves me with black, white and grey.
The highlights and links are red though – which would probably be about right.
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wow I am off to join the left of left wingers……
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Scored 0%, which is definitely not a bad thing.
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0% and couldn’t be prouder!
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Wow, I am so relieved to have been given 0%. The shame of anything else would not be worth living with!!
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Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & THE SIEGE OF BRITAIN POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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Depends entirely on the number of NIMBYs you have locally. If you haven’t got a phone mast anywhere near, you won’t have any signal.
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Yey 0% I couldn’t live with the shame of a higher score
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Steady on…that’s a bit odd – look at how many people miss the insular ‘Toryism’ of the early eighties. Edward Heath made sure Enoch Powell (the dear of people who continuously stalk sites like Yahoo! Answers spewing their hate to law-abiding muslims and people from other parts of the world who they never have met)
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0% tory glad to say
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I won’t demean myself doing the test, I just hate the BLOODY TORIES. And all that they stand for. Thatcher and Cameron share.the same horrible faulty genes,
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0% tory, 100% UKIP. Pack your bags dave, its nearly 2014
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