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Welcome to our energy price calculator which helps find the better deals for you. The calculator searches our available gas and electricity tariffs and picks out the cheapest based on the energy you use.
1) Choose one of the following tariffs which best suits you and your needs:
2) Go to your nearest clothes store and ask for the tariff which most closely matches your choice
3) Now shut the f**k up about how you can’t afford to heat your home. We really really really couldn’t give a shit. Got it?
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nuggy said:
have you just received your gas bill by any chance.
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eviltorypervert said:
ha ha i own shares in it so i dont give a toss.
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First Night Design • Rogues & Vagabonds said:
I’m roaring with laughter because I don’t do LOLs!
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chess said:
I think I recognise that man.
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thepositivevoice said:
Reblogged this on thepositivevoice.
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Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & THE SIEGE OF BRITAIN POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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