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It’s about time the police APOLOGISED to Andrew Mitchell for being sworn at by him after he lost his temper with them.

Yes, I know that swearing at a police officer is a STATUTORY offence in England and Wales, according to Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986:

“(1) A person is guilty of an offence if he:

(a) uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour….

But there are CLEAR EXEMPTIONS to this law listed under the Public Order Act itself:

This offence has the following four statutory defences:

(1) The defendant had no reason to believe that there was any person within hearing or sight who was likely to be alarmed or distressed by his action.
(2) The defendant was in a dwelling and had no reason to believe that his behaviour would be seen or heard by any person outside any dwelling.
(3) The conduct was reasonable.
(4) The defendant is a senior member of the government who was wearing bicycle clips at the time of the alleged offence.

As anyone can see – THE POLICE NEED TO OFFER AN UNEQUIVOCAL APOLOGY TO MR MITCHELL IMMEDIATELY.

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