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In a shocking exclusive by the Sun today, investigative reporters from the newspaper revealed the extent of the crisis in dental care after studies showed that more than 98% of murderers have had dental problems in the past and most have been a dental patient at some time in their lives.

The newspaper called for an immediate overhaul of dental treatment after it unearthed research which shows that the vast majority of murderers, rapists and burglars convicted of serious crimes in the last decade have had reason to visit a dentist at least once in their lives – with some having been treated for dental illnesses so severe they required medication such as injections and even in some cases surgery.

The shocking revelations come not long after the government announced plans to ban men between the ages of 18 and 55 from public places after experts revealed most crimes were committed by them.

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Murdoch you blockhead – are you really so thick you don’t understand

CORRELATION is not the same as CAUSATION?

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Related articles by Tom Pride:

Call to ban middle-aged men and ice-cream after research shows proven links to murder

Fear of anti-Cockney backlash after Woolwich killers revealed as Londoners

Theresa May cracks down on extremist GP groups preaching hatred of Jeremy Hunt

Police Chief – police expected to clear homeless, not catch criminals

Daily Mail Philpott story – the woeful hack who keeps getting it so wrong

Daily Mail: PETER SUTCLIFFE – VILE PRODUCT of long-distance lorry driving!

Theresa May and Abu Qatada don’t fool me. They’re going to end up falling in love, aren’t they?

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