(not satire – it’s Centrica!)
Apparently British Gas owner Centrica has threatened to leave the UK if Labour’s plans to freeze energy bills were put into action.
Please don’t go Centrica. We need you, don’t go, please stay please please please don’t leave us, we really really need you, so please stay, we’re begging you, please don’t go, please.
Oh alright. F*ck off then.
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