(not satire – it’s Centrica!)

Apparently British Gas owner Centrica has threatened to leave the UK if Labour’s plans to freeze energy bills were put into action.

Please don’t go Centrica. We need you, don’t go, please stay please please please don’t leave us, we really really need you, so please stay, we’re begging you, please don’t go, please.

Oh alright. F*ck off then.


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Let’s get this straight. Foreign energy firms are threatening to cut us off if we don’t pay up

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The government’s allowing our water, gas and electricity to be sold to the Chinese and no-one seems to be noticing

Never mind a UK referendum on ceding power to Brussels. What about China?


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