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Our elite team of investigative reporters here at Pride’s Purge has uncovered startling new evidence that David Cameron is working as an Al Qaeda operative.
After many hours of painstaking research involving reading the Daily Mirror and Googling stuff, we have uncovered evidence which irrefutably proves that our PRIME MINISTER is working undercover to aid terrorist organisations to BLOW UP our parliament.
According to reports, the government is considering taking the contract to protect Westminster away from the Metropolitan Police and giving it to gaffe-prone private security cowboys G4S.
G4S are the same company who completely failed to fulfil their contract to protect the London Olympics and are the firm involved in these scandals:
Not satire – prisoner escaped curfew after G4S mistakenly tagged his false leg!
Giving the contract to protect one of the world’s top terrorist targets to a bunch of incompetent cowboys like G4S, would clearly leave the way open for terrorist organisations like Al Qaeda to attack and destroy the British Parliament.
We realise this exclusive is difficult to believe – but it must be true.
Because the alternative explanation – that selling off public services to their mates is more important to the government than the security of Westminster and the Houses of Parliament – would be even more unbelievable.
Wouldn’t it?
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Related articles by Tom Pride:
G4S are now teaching and looking after our children. Are we all mad?
Privatisation and handover of policing to G4S is already well underway…
Oh dear! G4S were in charge of security at airport which let 9/11 hijackers slip through.
G4S have their own corporate song – but maybe these would be more appropriate ……
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Tom – You haven’t said whether you still think people should be sent to jail for insulting the dead victims of tragedies. I would hope that you have the integrity to either defend what you said or admit you were wrong.
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erm FinkFurst – you said people can’t be arrested for insulting dead people in the UK. I showed you 4 recent cases where people were not only arrested – but in some cases jailed – for writing insulting and offensive messages about people who had died.
It’s not me who needs to be admitting I’m wrong. Is it?
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No, you are wrong. As I have stated (with evidence) in NONE of those cases were insults involved in the prosecution. Of course the police sometimes ARREST people without legal justification. Is previous police action your best argument for saying people should be jailed for something which is not illegal?
I’ll ask you YET again – Do you think people should be sent to jail for insulting the dead victims of tragedies? YES on NO?
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Bit off topic there guys. I don’t know about anyone else, but you’ve convinced me.
Always thought he was shifty.
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Hi Andy – You’re right, he IS shifty. Tom NEVER answers a direct question and appears to have no principles. Maybe he has potential as a politician?
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I am liking FinkFurst more and more… But questioning Tom Pride is an exercise in futility… He avoids the issue like a seasoned Politician.. Which is what he may in fact be as nobody really knows who he is or who he works for do they??
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finkfirst have you got fuck all better to do than try and cross examine a blogger.
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why as he got to justify himself to you who the fuck do you think you are exactly.
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In most cases death is always considered a tragedy, so do we not discuss or criticize anyone who has died – I think not?
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Let’s assume I do not. Next question…….
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Back on topic, employing G4S could be the best move they have made so far, I hope ids,mcvey, hunt,cameron,osborne etc are all in situ if there ever was a real threat.
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if gs4 replaced the police there would be revolution in 5 minutes.
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fawkes..
interesting scenario, the g4s ring of steel? i wonder if those you mention would agree!
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Hi Tom – I can keep asking the same question almost indefinitely…… Do you still think people should be sent to jail for insulting the dead victims of tragedies? Yes or no?
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hmm i doubt it.
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nuggy…
that would also be my opinion. …i also believe that it would be difficult to get to the truth of the matter…because i have good reason not to trust a word they utter, which coupled to the opinion of others, that concur with my opinion, means that my view is no longer an isolated one…my opinion is that they say one thing and do another..
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Tom will respond (or not) as he pleases, and he will be judged accordingly.
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
Finally a logical explanation for his beliefs and behaviors.
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Miracles can happen! https://www.facebook.com/events/599017320119328/609233082431085/?notif_t=plan_mall_activity
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Reblogged this on thepositivevoice.
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Faultless deductions by Pride – the game is afoot!
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