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Our elite team of investigative reporters here at Pride’s Purge has uncovered startling new evidence that David Cameron is working as an Al Qaeda operative.

After many hours of painstaking research involving reading the Daily Mirror and Googling stuff, we have uncovered evidence which irrefutably proves that our PRIME MINISTER is working undercover to aid terrorist organisations to BLOW UP our parliament.

According to reports, the government is considering taking the contract to protect Westminster away from the Metropolitan Police and giving it to gaffe-prone private security cowboys G4S.

G4S are the same company who completely failed to fulfil their contract to protect the London Olympics and are the firm involved in these scandals:

G4S Embassy Guards Sacked By US Government For Drinking Vodka Out Of Each Others’ Bottoms. Not satire – it’s true!

Not satire – prisoner escaped curfew after G4S mistakenly tagged his false leg!

Giving the contract to protect one of the world’s top terrorist targets to a bunch of incompetent cowboys like G4S, would clearly leave the way open for terrorist organisations like Al Qaeda to attack and destroy the British Parliament.

We realise this exclusive is difficult to believe – but it must be true.

Because the alternative explanation – that selling off public services to their mates is more important to the government than the security of Westminster and the Houses of Parliament – would be even more unbelievable.

Wouldn’t it?


Related articles by Tom Pride:

G4S are now teaching and looking after our children. Are we all mad?

Privatisation and handover of policing to G4S is already well underway…

Oh dear! G4S were in charge of security at airport which let 9/11 hijackers slip through.

G4S have their own corporate song – but maybe these would be more appropriate ……

Would refusing to cooperate with a G4S detective mean you could be charged with hindering a police investigation?


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