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David Cameron’s electoral strategy guru Lynton Crosby has reportedly advised the prime minister to present a more macho image in a bid to emulate Russian President Vladimir Putin’s successful attempts at increasing his popularity by presenting himself as a tough man of the people:
As part of the new strategy, the prime minister has given permission for photographs to be released of himself fishing while on holiday in Portugal:
Photographs of Mr Cameron baring his naked upper torso have also been released:
In order to familiarise themselves with the new strategy, Senior Conservative Party strategists have reportedly been studying the following photographs of the Russian President:
The 16 Most Homoerotic Photos Of Vladimir Putin
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
Afraid Cameron likes his meat pies and chips too much for such a pose.
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lm reminded of a very annoying song l used to sing when l was a little kid about someone eating all the pies lol.
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Gay marriage and now bare chested poses?
He’s really bending over backwards and going to great lengths in order to capture the gay vote.
Do they make mankinis in blue?
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In Cameron’s case it’s more likely to end up as Homer-erotic!!
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more village idiot than village people!
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When you say the “gay vote”, what do you mean? Do you think gay people have different principles from straight people? People vote on their principles….. don’t they?
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Tom – Do you still think people should be sent to jail for insulting the dead victims of tragedies? Yes or no?
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