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A controversial operation to extract a well-heeled foot from controversial Tory peer Lord Howell’s mouth has been given the go-ahead by the government.
The senior Tory’s facial orifice – which has been accused of triggering several major earthquakes in the Tory Party recently – is to be allowed to resume producing gas and hot air but with the proviso that if it results in even the smallest seismic tremors there should be an immediate shutdown of the Tory lord.
The announcement comes not long after an independent report recommended that extraction of urine by the coalition government from the general population should be expanded to include the whole of the UK.
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No longer a Fracking Agnostic … Lord Howler can take the credit for kicking my Idle Northern Arse off the fence to find out more about this dubious activity. May even take to the trees again.
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Is it true that Loud Hailer, or Lord Howler or whatever his name is, has grovelishly apologised for calling the north-east ‘desolate’; and then went on to say that what he actually meant was ‘the north-west’.
Incidentally, Alfred Wainwright described the north-east as desolate; but he saw the poetry in the folds of the land, rather than the money that could be wrung out of it at any cost to the terrain and its people. I think I know what Wainwright meant.
I think I know what Howler meant by desolate now.
Somebody with more than a pea for a brain should tell him that ‘desolate’ does NOT mean ‘devoid of tory filth like himself and his shag-pole son-in-law.’
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@Tom i draw your attention to this little piece by JW..
“It is, I’m sure you’ve noticed, utterly cynical gobble-de-gook bullshit from start to finish. Don’t forget that this corporate cowboy outfit overpromised on the Olympics, overcharged on every job since, and yet still seems to be in the running for new NHS business. But nobody seems to give a monkeys, do they? All too busy carrying megaphones and placards and chanting braindead slogans. Isn’t it about time the Left learned to start digging, investigating, and then accusing, parodying, and **satirising**?
Perhaps you are doing the right thing after all..
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2013/07/31/at-the-end-of-the-day-323/
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foot in mouth leads to boot up arse!
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