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The Met Office has warned the record-breaking amount of hot air emanating from the Liberal Democrats will last well into next year and is likely to continue for possibly as long as until the next general election.
Forecasters last night said Britain could see well above-average temperatures of wind and gas emissions from the junior coalition partners with the entire country expected to get even hotter under the collar as a result of the unusually inert gasses being generated by Nick Clegg and his fellow Lib Dem ministers.
The warnings come not long after researchers into climate change have speculated that the enormous amounts of wind and gas being generated by Liberal Democrat MPs and activists to justify being in coalition with the Tories could be a significant cause of global warming.
However, a Liberal Democrat spokesperson dismissed the criticisms, saying that if the UK actually invested in more onshore wind-powered Liberal Democrat MPs, they would produce enough hot air, wind and gasses to power the country for the next half a century or so at least.
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tom pride fec ks goats ive seen him do it.
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As Mick jagger would say “life is a gas, a gas, gas, gas” !
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a bit more spam.
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sorry i forgot to post the spam.
http://www.ukuncut.org.uk/actions/1058
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you’d have thought/ hoped that maybe the fatuous hot air produced by the libdems might have been sufficient to blow the vile tories of this unelected government off course but in reality its been no more than a rather damp fart
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@ Guy Fawkes
Apologies for being off topic and posting in the wrong thread but it’s late, I’ve just come off holiday and I could do with another holiday to recover from the first one………..
Having spouted my fair share of hot air with regard to the Walsall Mosque bombing and being away on holiday when a nail bomb was detonated in the vicinity of a Tipton mosque at 1pm on the day of Lee Rigby’s funeral just before Friday prayers which are rumoured to have been put back for one hour from 1 pm until 2pm, it would appear that my assertion that sectarianism amongst Muslims may have been incorrect.
http://www.west-midlands.police.uk/latest-news/press-release.asp?ID=4952
According to local news reports Eastern European migrants have been arrested and are now helping West Midlands police with their enquiries into the systematic bombing of Mosques in the Midlands and elsewhere.
So that’s ok then, Labours relentless quest for diversity wins again 🙂
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