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In a new development, Wall St – which is notorious for giving safe haven from US justice to hundreds of well-known criminals and gangsters – has confirmed that whistleblower fugitive Edward Snowden has made a bid to escape US courts by asking for asylum in the notoriously fugitive friendly gangsters paradise.
In a statement, a spokesperson for Mr Snowden said the ex-CIA operative was optimistic the eight-block-long financial district in the heart of New York would agree to grant him asylum because the lunatics have been running the asylum there for years.
Experts say it is a masterstroke by Snowden – who is extremely unlikely to face US justice if his application for refuge in Wall St is accepted. Although Washington has been aware for years of the numerous criminal activities taking place in the tax haven – not one criminal harboured by Wall St has ever been tried before a US court.
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bobchewie said:
What do you know about the 1982 childrens home act? According to a site dated 1991 it was never put into force..
If thats true why? Since it had provisions about disqualifying ppl with convictions from working in such homes..
http://www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/making-children039s-homes-accountable
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bobchewie said:
Persons being disqualified …..from working in chidrens care homes
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1982/20/section/10/enacted
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justin thyme said:
It’s surprising Snowden has done this – poor advice, me thinks!!
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bobchewie said:
According to this copy of hansard 1982 Its saying they had no power of privately run childrens homes hence the need for registration.
http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1982/apr/02/registration-of-childrens-homes
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nedhamson said:
Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
Too small to fail?
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guy fawkes said:
Whatever happened to the last whistle blowing spy or civil servant that fled to france over 20 years ago now I think?
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Yakoub Islam (@Julaybib) said:
If Wall Street won’t ‘ave ‘im, there’s always EC4…
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gogwit said:
Reblogged this on Gogwit's Blog and commented:
Too believable!
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