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(satire – probably)

The Prime Minister David Cameron has rejected a suggestion by Conservative MP Nadine Dorries that she could stand as a joint Tory- Monster Raving Loony Party candidate at the next general election.

Mr Cameron told BBC news that despite many policy similarities between the Conservatives and the MRLP – his party did not do “pacts or deals” even with other insane parties.

On Monday, Ms Dorries told the BBC News Channel that many Conservatives have “huge empathy” with raving loonies and raised the possibility of some Conservative MPs running on a joint loony ticket in an effort to avoid a split in the stark raving loony vote.


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