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(not it’s not satire – honestly)
Oooh it’s starting to get nasty in the shires and villages of rural England.
There are several shocking reports in local newspapers of Tory and UKIP supporters stealing each other’s election boards!
There’s this from the Rugby Advertiser:
Election board theft shows ‘someone is worried by UKIP’
And this from the Northampton Chronicle and Echo:
Tories and UKIP clash over roadside adverts in south Northamptonshire
Whatever next? Pamphlets at dawn? Blazers at high noon?
I say chaps – stop this at once. It’s just not cricket, dash it.
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UKIP chairman – every UK city should have 1 or 2 ‘holding’ camps for immigrants
Cameron must be balder to counter UKIP threat say senior Tory slapheads
Tory BigWig Michael Fabricant Calls for Pact with UKIP to Protect Closet Racists in Both Parties
Shock as fringe, right-wing “Tory” party comes 3rd in Eastleigh by-election
UKIP candidate – UK dinners flooded by criminal gangs of eastern European horses
If UKIP is so bloody libertarian – why has it said nothing against secret courts?
Government ministers announce plan to deter immigrants to UK by making it shit
See sample of new negative ads about UK for Romania and Bulgaria
Oops! Daily Mail gets British immigration test wrong
Daily Mail – Outrage As Number Of UK Immigrants On Podiums Hits Record Levels!
UKIP and a little matter of bestiality and necrophilia …..
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justin thyme said:
the tory’s are running scared
tis pity its not off the face of the planet
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guy fawkes said:
Let’s hope someone pinches ids’s dwp board.
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http://alternativepress.soup.io/ said:
Let them kill each other and their worthless far-right politics.
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bobchewie said:
@TOM did you catch the UKIP nazi saluter in the D Mirror?
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overburdenddonkey said:
chewie…if it is any good to you i do see where you are coming from….they are all bastards together trying to preserve their lavish…lifestyles…they are no more than cheap con artists…sucking dry…the masses who live in hope of truth..but truth will never come unless there is change in class structure….and i personally cannot see this happening…they say one thing to us and another to each other…we are stuck with this system…they scratch each others eyes out trying to get the prize seat as an mp..and will do anything to get it….once it is won they sit back and cruse….pairing ensures their easy ride…they lie effortlessly…coz we have no power to stop them if they do….say one thing and do another…
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bobchewie said:
@donkey what is it they say? give the job to the one who doesnt want it?
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overburdenddonkey said:
chewie..that exactly…these people are nasty charlatans….and have set up a system that feeds their type….and maintains this status quo….if the government was a car would yo buy it….anyway chewie i’m tired, so i’ll get some rest now…
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guy fawkes said:
Mp’s should lead by example and only take the living wage as salary.
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ThePhantomPlopper said:
Careful there. Replace “salary” with “gross Income” and it works.
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ThePhantomPlopper said:
Other tactics that have been tabled by these two right wing opponents include (but are by no means limited to) :
Wedgies, Wet Willys, Chinese Burns and a damn good thrashing with a birch cane.
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