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(It’s not satire – it’s George Osborne!)
It’s not at all true that George Osborne doesn’t have any plan B for the economy.
In fact, he has at least three plans.
Plan A is more austerity.
Plan B is more austerity.
Plan C is – more austerity.
Have you noticed, every time there’s another piece of economic news – good or bad – we get the same bloody plan from him?
More austerity.
Osborne’s solution to Britain keeping its AAA rating?
“Austerity’s working. We need more austerity.”
Osborne’s solution to Britain losing its AAA rating?
“Not enough austerity. We need more austerity.”
Osborne’s solution to lower unemployment?
“Austerity’s working. We need more austerity.”
Osborne’s solution to higher unemployment?
“Not enough austerity. We need more austerity.”
Osborne’s solution to lower government borrowing?
“Austerity’s working. We need more austerity.”
Osborne’s solution to higher government borrowing?
“Not enough austerity. We need more austerity.”
In fact, whenever I hear Osborne talking about his ‘plans’ for the economy, it always reminds me of that old joke when playing a game of toss the coin:
“Heads I win – tails you lose!”
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Not being churlish or anything Tom but at least Johnny gave me credit for that sue ryder NHS story I gave you. Just saying .:.
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Oh sorry Bob. I thanked you for it in the comments. But I’ll put a credit at the top of the article.
(I’ve also put a link to your blog so you should get writing!)
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Hey, George…..why do people call you Gidiot? Which is a shame, I mean, they tell you Britain is-ooops, WAS-tripleA rated BUT, you poor thing….they should have told you, triple A rating does NOT mean Austerity Austerity Austerity.
Now, back away from the front benches, squeeze between the floorboards and let your ex-bestest bud, Dooffus Cameron find someone, ANYONE with a better grip on money facts than YOU take over at treasury. Someone with backbone who actually cares about the people, of this country, and not only the easily-led who look at the sunspots or daily fail.
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38 degrees mailed me to tell me that Hunt is using hidden powers to force GPs to outsource more to private contractors
you best check it out mate
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The people who are working, are doing more hours, for less pay to pay higher living costs.
Others are in penury.
Austerity must be profitable for some powerful and influential people, or else George O would have gone by now.
Just look at what’s happening to the Lib Dems?
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When is someone going to name it publicly, loud and clear, Osborne and his cronies have only one plan and that is to redistribute wealth in an upward direction to their chums and of course themselves. It’s the golden rule.
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