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(It’s not satire – it’s George Osborne!)

Oh dear. Looks like George Osborne has got his sums wrong again.

He’s only gone and left himself – well us actually – short after he undervalued the 4G mobile broadband auction by £1.2bn.

Regular readers of this blog will know I’m quite a fan of our Chancellor.

In fact – as this latest fiasco goes to show – I think he’s a bit of a genius.

With his immense balls-up over the 4G auction valuation – our George has gone one better than even his Tory Chancellor predecessors.

Because unlike them – this PROVES he knows NEITHER the price NOR the value of anything.

So come on all you Gideon doubters, admit it! How many other people would be able to blag their way into being put in charge of the British economy when they clearly can’t count and their only previous job was as a towel folder in Selfridges?



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