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The Prime Minister, David Cameron, is seeking to urgently end the outbreak of Foot-in-Mouth disease which has broken out in his party during the Eastleigh by-election after the Tory candidate there – Maria Hutchings – said all state education was too crap for her son.

Although the Tory candidate is thought to be the worst affected member in the party at the moment, there have been many other outbreaks of Foot-in-Mouth disease which is estimated by experts to have cost the Conservative Party as many as 50 seats at the last general election.

The latest case of Foot-in-Mouth – which experts say Ms Hutchings is particularly prone to – broke out at the weekend amid frantic attempts by the Tory Party to quarantine the sick cow and halt the disease spreading to other parts of the party.


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