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Experts say there is no evidence to suggest there is any connection between the closest known flyby of Earth by an asteroid ever recorded and the destruction caused to the UK economy by George Osborne.
Despite the 150-foot asteroid, named 2012 DA14, coming within 17,150 miles of the Earth, scientists say there is no chance of it causing any damage – unlike Osborne whose catastrophic collision with the UK economy has caused widespread destruction, shattered lives, and destroyed whole communities across the country.
However, some scientists have pointed out the huge coincidence and similarities between George Osborne and the asteroid. One astronomy expert explained:
One is a cold, mindless object which spends all its time spinning aimlessly round and round in circles never getting anywhere but which nevertheless has the potential to cause massive destruction and the other is Asteroid 2012 DA14.
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cbcburke9 said:
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j m blackwillow said:
I wonder if the asteroid is perhaps a sign. For thousands of years, mankind has seen omens in the skies, foretelling of great upheaval, disaster and change. Perhaps the rock that exploded over Russia was a precursor to something more devastating to come? The bedroom tax in April comes to mind, the backlash when the sheep realise just how damaging this governments campaign really is. The potential for civil disobedience, protest marches, riots! The near miss was just a warning, the Russian rock a taster. The real destruction is very likely to come from the ground up. The weight of public anger will make Gormless Gideon wish he could jump on the next asteroid and shoot off into space. I wonder if Cameron will stand by his man when the storm hits? It’s not looking good for Gormless.
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