(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!)
The following are all facts.
At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at Cambridge, records show someone by the name of N.Clegg joined the Cambridge University Conservative Association between 1986 and 1987. Clegg however maintains he has “no recollection whatsoever” of joining the association.
After university, Clegg then worked for EU Trade Commissioner and senior Conservative Party member, Leon Brittan in his private office, as his speech writer and adviser.
After the 2010 general election, Nick Clegg unexpectedly went into a full coalition with the Conservative Party – when he could have accepted a looser Confidence & Supply arrangement between the two parties.
Since then he and his party have accepted virtually every policy suggestion of the Conservative Party, despite none of them being in the Liberal Democrat manifesto – including tax cuts for the rich, introduction of secret courts and the destruction of the NHS – and helped make them law.
On Valentine’s Day I beseech Nick Clegg to open up his heart and admit what everyone already knows.
His heart belongs to the Tory Party.
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE
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