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Foxes call on councils to act after Boris Johnson enters London City Hall and savagely attacks front-line public services
London’s urban foxes have urged councils to tackle the “menace” of Boris Johnson after he was accused of mercilessly biting off 12 of London’s fire stations.
In the ruthless attack, the wiley white-haired animal is thought to have dragged away as many as 18 helpless fire engines and slashed 520 frontline firefighter posts as well as biting off up to 12 defenceless fire stations.
In an interview with BBC News, the foxes said the attack demonstrated the need for action:
The mayor may appear cuddly and romantic, but Johnson is actually a pest and a menace, and if not properly controlled is a danger not just to children but to everyone in our cities.
However, Richard Moseley, technical manager at the British Pest Control Association, dismissed talk of a cull of Boris Johnson, saying it would take years and prove highly controversial.
Fifty per cent of people would prefer to see this pest humanely put down altogether but another 50% would be happy just to see him neutered.
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PP. Thank you for your posts. NOW PLEASE LISTEN. I am old. I am putting you into the FRAME of the ONLY two Journalists that I bought two newspapers to read.
DAILY SKETCH and DAILY MIRROR.. Most respected was William Neil Connor(CASSANDRA in the Daily Mirror). I have his book cost 5/- shillings. Twentyfive pence to you. The other was a John Arkass. Trust me. Apply to (my preference) the Daily Mirror. Your style and cutting statements could STING the Current incumbents in Parliament who have been there too long for many many years for the good that they are doing. In the name of God. I leave the rest to you. I SEEM TO RECALL some MP who said something similar in 1938?.
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Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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Dear Thomas you are aware I hope that our dear friends G4S just happen to run emergency fire services..
It was suggested in the daily mirror that emergency fire services is likeley to be privatised…
http://www.g4sgs.com/fire_protection.html
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Another regular day in the news “Man bites dog”! Just so you know, I’m fully in favor of Boris being castrated and THEN (in)humanely disposed of. Perhaps revenue can be raised by making this a televised event?
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